How to be a Full-Fledged Stalker
Interview with a Stalker
Q: When did you start stalking?
A: Probably since the beginning of eigth or the end of 7th. So several months.
Q: What strategies do you have for SIT?
A: Well there are many tactics and strategies to use but the best is to remain calm and stay naturalish. Meaning, when a stalkee looks behind them, do not start giggling or look alarmed. Instead, look calm or even look back at that poor stalked soul with a questioning look. As if THEY are the crazy ones. Also, using commonly used strategies like looking at the stalkee through your compact mirror or display windows, disguises, and pretending to talk on the phone are all great strategies. In the field, they've worked quite well.
Q: Any tips for SIT?
A: Always remember, stalking is about trial and error. Not all strategies will work for you, and you may get caught a few times. That's ok, as long as you KEEP THE FAITH and stay with it, I'm sure you'll be fine out there in the crazy stalking world. Practice makes perfect, so you can always stalk your mom or grandfather if you really need the practice. It's suprisingly handy.
Pce out chicken wings! :)
A: Probably since the beginning of eigth or the end of 7th. So several months.
Q: What strategies do you have for SIT?
A: Well there are many tactics and strategies to use but the best is to remain calm and stay naturalish. Meaning, when a stalkee looks behind them, do not start giggling or look alarmed. Instead, look calm or even look back at that poor stalked soul with a questioning look. As if THEY are the crazy ones. Also, using commonly used strategies like looking at the stalkee through your compact mirror or display windows, disguises, and pretending to talk on the phone are all great strategies. In the field, they've worked quite well.
Q: Any tips for SIT?
A: Always remember, stalking is about trial and error. Not all strategies will work for you, and you may get caught a few times. That's ok, as long as you KEEP THE FAITH and stay with it, I'm sure you'll be fine out there in the crazy stalking world. Practice makes perfect, so you can always stalk your mom or grandfather if you really need the practice. It's suprisingly handy.
Pce out chicken wings! :)
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she really does rock. I love my stalker friend