The Adventures of Cat and Kat.
Chapter.One...The Candle.
Once upon a time...
there was a little girl, named Cat. And she had a friend named...KAT!
Cat and Kat would trolley around the whole world together.
They stopped at France, for spaghetti.
Spain for Sombreros
the UK for accents.
Then one day. A guy from Australia who looks a lot like Adam Lazzara came over to warn Cat and Kat.
"If you keep taking people's customs and bringing them to the US, something baaaaaaad [like a sheep] will happen!" He said. Then He magically went back to Australia on his magical unicorn.
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Stupid Adam Lazzara look alike!" Cat shouted.
"Yeah, yeah." Kat answered.
"Lets go bring something else to the US!" Cat said and stood in a heroic position
"Yeah, yeah!" Kat answered with enthusiasm..then stood in a sidekick position.
Cat and Kat did not heed Mr. Adam Lazzara look alike's warning and they went off to steal Grass from Iceland.
They were picking up all of the grass then all of a sudden
"HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHINN!"
"KABAM! KAPOWWEEE! BOOM! BANG! BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM SHAKALAKA!" The unicorn recited for dramatic effect.
Cat then all of a sudden started eating the grass. and Then the unicorn raped her up her bum hole.
When the unicorn was done, he looked at Kat.
"NO NO, NOT ME!" Kat cried.
[to be continued...]
That is how candles were made.
there was a little girl, named Cat. And she had a friend named...KAT!
Cat and Kat would trolley around the whole world together.
They stopped at France, for spaghetti.
Spain for Sombreros
the UK for accents.
Then one day. A guy from Australia who looks a lot like Adam Lazzara came over to warn Cat and Kat.
"If you keep taking people's customs and bringing them to the US, something baaaaaaad [like a sheep] will happen!" He said. Then He magically went back to Australia on his magical unicorn.
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Stupid Adam Lazzara look alike!" Cat shouted.
"Yeah, yeah." Kat answered.
"Lets go bring something else to the US!" Cat said and stood in a heroic position
"Yeah, yeah!" Kat answered with enthusiasm..then stood in a sidekick position.
Cat and Kat did not heed Mr. Adam Lazzara look alike's warning and they went off to steal Grass from Iceland.
They were picking up all of the grass then all of a sudden
"HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHINN!"
"KABAM! KAPOWWEEE! BOOM! BANG! BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM SHAKALAKA!" The unicorn recited for dramatic effect.
Cat then all of a sudden started eating the grass. and Then the unicorn raped her up her bum hole.
When the unicorn was done, he looked at Kat.
"NO NO, NOT ME!" Kat cried.
[to be continued...]
That is how candles were made.