We Come Out At Night 4

Dearly Fuckin' Beloved,

We are gathered here today in the presence of friends and scum, to join this coniving bitch and that fine upstanding young man in matrimony, which is already doomed, yet honorable among all of us.

Into this holy estate these two happy campers now come to be joined as one. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or foREVer hold their gun.


His Vows:

"I'm going to make your life a living hell."

Her Vows:

She doesnt get to speak at this shin dig! Now, lets slap a ring on that bitch and call it night!
Once the ring was forced on her finger the unhappy bride and giddy groom both turned thier gazes back to the preacher...

By the power vested in me in the state of Insanity, I now pronounce you:

The Reverend and Mrs. Plague.

......You may fuck the bride.