Now Let's Have a Beach Party...in London!

let have a party..IN MY PANTS!

are u lord voldemort? bright light..?

YESSSS NOWN U HAVE TILL 12 O'CLOCK AT MID NGITH TO PLAY ME INTO UR EAR!OR ELSE!

ron: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE EAR! ITS DIRTY!
krysta: tell fred i love him!
ron: aww but what happened with us!!! I THOUGHT U LOVED ME! WE KISSED! YOU ASSED ME QUESTIONS!
krysta: im sorry ron, ive always loved ur brother.. </3 but hermione loves u. ur meant to be
ron:WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS SHE! MABEY I SCREWED HER ONCE????????OH AT THE GOBLET!
krysta: uve never screwed anyone. im sorry to break it to u ron *shakes head dissapointedly* harry:WHAT! OH HE DID SO! I WAS THERE!YOU THINK ID REMEMBER!...IT WASS SOOOOOOO MUUUCCCCHHH PPPPAAAIINNNNNNN
krysta: bloody hell *faints*
-hermione walks into the room-: what happened to krysta?
ron and harry:OHHH YEEAAAHHH BOOOIII!!! FUNS ABOUT TO BEING!
fred and george:COME ON GINNY(ME) NO NEED FOR YOU TO SCREW AROUND WITH THEM! YOU GOT US TWO!
hermione: okay im just gonna.. -backs out of room slowly before turning and runs-
ginny:HELL YEAHHZZZ BOI
-krysta wakes up-: oh hell no! -grabs fred- ur my bf remember?
fred: SENSE WEN! oh god iv been cheeting on u...oh well...later krizigator
krysta: whatt? *one tear slides down cheek* yeah well ive been cheating on u with george anyway. and hes WAY BETTER then u ever were. both in day and night. cause hes no slaker.
george: I THOUGH U WERE GINNY!! fred:OMG ITS JUSTIN BEIBER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE GET MY LATEX CONDOM!! THE PURPLE ONE! NOT THE PINK ONE HARRY! harry:b-b-bu-but i though those were ours???(goes to get the condom and cries up the stairs
justin:umm has anyone seen a boy names nevil?he was supposed to give me a BJ like 3 hours ago??
krysta: george.. i take that back. u do belong with ginny. cause well justin bieber is mine fred. -hugs justin- Fred: but i bought the purple condoms just for u justin! i know its ur favorite color.. -lip quivers- justin: im not gay!
kool-aid man: OHH YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH(bust up in there) he stired my mix alll lasst night man!
justin:yesss...it was very wet tho..

justin:and tasted like fruite punch???
fred and krysta: you gay bastard -falls into eachothers arms crying- im never drinking u again koolaid!
harry:i will.... kool-aid-man:OHHY YYEAAAHHH
Nevil: now lets have a party... in my pants.
- Everybody looks at nevil-: get out faggot!
Harry: now.. lets have a beach party in... LONDON!
-turns on music-
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yes i no..alot of spelling.