A Load of Random Crap with Green Day
A Birthday!!
Wakey, wakey Mike!" Mike heard. He rolled over on to his back, softly opened his eyes, and screamed.
"BILLIE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY CEILING FAN!?"
"Well, I thought it would be a great surprise to jump on you to wake you up!"
"Then why haven't you jumped yet?" Mike sighed.
"Well as soon as I got up here, I remembered my fear of heights."
"You have problems, Billie,"
"Well, Billy Bob Joe Bob has always thought you had some serious issues!"
"Who the hell is Billy Bob Joe Bob?"
"He's my imaginary friend, and he's beautiful!"
"Okay then, so what's the reason for this surprise?"
"Its your birthday, dumb ass!"
"Oh yea, well I'm going to eat breakfast!" he said and bounded out the door.
"NO MIKE!! You can't leave me up here, NOOO DON"T LEAVE... SHIT!!" Billie screamed, he settled back on to the wing of the fan.
"Your not safe anymore Mike, I'm going to get you now!" He said and started laughing manically.
IN THE KICHEN
"Why hello Tre!" Mike said happily and he slid in to the kitchen.
"Why hello birthday boy, what would you like for your birthday breakfast?"
"Oh, I was planning to make some coffee and pancakes."
"Cool, I'll make them for you Mike!"
"No really its fine, I'll get it myself."
"Sit down Mike! Sit! Look what your makin' me do Mike, all I wanted to do was make you breakfast!"
"OK, OK, make the breakfast!!"
"OK!" He screamed happily, and skipped off to make the breakfast.
BACK WITH BILLIE
Billie had been sitting up on the fan for 10 minutes now.
"I WISH I COULD FLY!!" He yelled.
All of a sudden a golden flying thing was in front of him.
"T-twinker Bell?" She nodded.
"Oh goody, now sprinkle me with sprinkles of flying-ness!"
She threw the glitter on him, he sneezed and coughed a little bit.
"Now, with my new flying abilities, I shall fly and get my revenge on Mike!" he yelled and jumped, falling to the floor.
Billie rubbed his head, that had been smacked by the bedpost.
"Hey, how come I didn't fly!?"
She took the bag of dust and showed it to him, it read: Glitter, will NOT make you fly.
"Yo-you lied to me?"
She nodded.
"Your a LIAR!" He yelled accusingly.
She smirked and nodded.
"There's no such thing as fairies."
Her body froze and fell to the ground, shattering as it landed.
"Showed her, that little bitch," he smiled, and walked down to the kitchen.
IN THE KICHEN
"Tre that the best breakfast EVER!" Mike screamed.
"I know, aren't I the best cook ever!?"
"Yeah!"
"Yes!"
"Yeah!"
"Yes!"
"Yeah!"
"Yes!"
"Oh, Yeah!"
"Twinker Bell's a fake!!" They looked over to find Billie, who had a big bump on his head.
"Okay, then."
"Hey, want to open presents now!?" Tre yelled.
"But of course!" Mike yelled back.
They ran to the living room and grabbed all the presents. Mike picked out the smallest one. He opened it and pulled out a pony.
"Thank you..," He looked at the card, "Billy Bob Joe Bob!?"
"I told you he was beautiful!" Billie screamed.
" Yeah, moving on!"
After they had opened all the presents, ate cake, partied, Mike went to ride his new pony, Billie went to talk to Billy Bob Joe Bob, and Tre was... Being... Tre. It was a good birthday!
"BILLIE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY CEILING FAN!?"
"Well, I thought it would be a great surprise to jump on you to wake you up!"
"Then why haven't you jumped yet?" Mike sighed.
"Well as soon as I got up here, I remembered my fear of heights."
"You have problems, Billie,"
"Well, Billy Bob Joe Bob has always thought you had some serious issues!"
"Who the hell is Billy Bob Joe Bob?"
"He's my imaginary friend, and he's beautiful!"
"Okay then, so what's the reason for this surprise?"
"Its your birthday, dumb ass!"
"Oh yea, well I'm going to eat breakfast!" he said and bounded out the door.
"NO MIKE!! You can't leave me up here, NOOO DON"T LEAVE... SHIT!!" Billie screamed, he settled back on to the wing of the fan.
"Your not safe anymore Mike, I'm going to get you now!" He said and started laughing manically.
IN THE KICHEN
"Why hello Tre!" Mike said happily and he slid in to the kitchen.
"Why hello birthday boy, what would you like for your birthday breakfast?"
"Oh, I was planning to make some coffee and pancakes."
"Cool, I'll make them for you Mike!"
"No really its fine, I'll get it myself."
"Sit down Mike! Sit! Look what your makin' me do Mike, all I wanted to do was make you breakfast!"
"OK, OK, make the breakfast!!"
"OK!" He screamed happily, and skipped off to make the breakfast.
BACK WITH BILLIE
Billie had been sitting up on the fan for 10 minutes now.
"I WISH I COULD FLY!!" He yelled.
All of a sudden a golden flying thing was in front of him.
"T-twinker Bell?" She nodded.
"Oh goody, now sprinkle me with sprinkles of flying-ness!"
She threw the glitter on him, he sneezed and coughed a little bit.
"Now, with my new flying abilities, I shall fly and get my revenge on Mike!" he yelled and jumped, falling to the floor.
Billie rubbed his head, that had been smacked by the bedpost.
"Hey, how come I didn't fly!?"
She took the bag of dust and showed it to him, it read: Glitter, will NOT make you fly.
"Yo-you lied to me?"
She nodded.
"Your a LIAR!" He yelled accusingly.
She smirked and nodded.
"There's no such thing as fairies."
Her body froze and fell to the ground, shattering as it landed.
"Showed her, that little bitch," he smiled, and walked down to the kitchen.
IN THE KICHEN
"Tre that the best breakfast EVER!" Mike screamed.
"I know, aren't I the best cook ever!?"
"Yeah!"
"Yes!"
"Yeah!"
"Yes!"
"Yeah!"
"Yes!"
"Oh, Yeah!"
"Twinker Bell's a fake!!" They looked over to find Billie, who had a big bump on his head.
"Okay, then."
"Hey, want to open presents now!?" Tre yelled.
"But of course!" Mike yelled back.
They ran to the living room and grabbed all the presents. Mike picked out the smallest one. He opened it and pulled out a pony.
"Thank you..," He looked at the card, "Billy Bob Joe Bob!?"
"I told you he was beautiful!" Billie screamed.
" Yeah, moving on!"
After they had opened all the presents, ate cake, partied, Mike went to ride his new pony, Billie went to talk to Billy Bob Joe Bob, and Tre was... Being... Tre. It was a good birthday!
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Happy birthday Mike!!! :D