Welcome to the Weirdest Day of My Life
Tiffany Wakes Up
I yawned and streched when I woke up the next day. I wearily opened my eyes,
eager for a few moments more of slumber, but when I first glanced at the room,
my eyes flew wide open. This was NOT my room! I propped myself up on my
elbows to take a better look around this strange room. Here's what I saw:
On the walls were posters of bikini clad women, either covered with sand or
water. There was a desk and chair and occupying the desk was a laptop,
printer, and a lot of trash. In front of the twin sized bed was a large plasma
screen tv, with an x-box attached to it. Next to the tv was a full length mirror and
around it, pictures...pictures of ME! This was seriously creeping me out. First
waking up in a strange bedroom, then pictures of me...what was going on?!
Then, I looked down. I HAD ABS! HARDECORE, 6-PACK ABS! And I had no
BOOBS! Where were my boobs?! Oh.My.God. I was totally freaking out. I stood
up clumsily, because I was now 6 feet tall and I was usually 5 foot 4, so I wasn't
used to all this body. I inched closer to the mirror, horror etched on...SEAN'S
FACE! I was Sean?! What the hell, this had to be a dream. "Wake up, Tiffany,
wake up!" I told myself, almost shouting, at the same time pinching myself real
hard. Guess what, I felt everyone of those pinches. I was my sexy, hot,
boyfriend!
Just then I heard a woman's voice shout up the stairs. "Sean, wake up or you'll
miss your bus!" I heard myself shout out in that deep voice I knew so well, "Ok,
mom! Wait up, I'm feeling kinda weird this morning." I decided to raid the closet
quickly for something Sean usually wore. I slammed the clothes on, trying really
hard not to look at myself when I undressed, especially in THOSE places. I put
some guy deoderant and grabed Sean's backpack and rushed down the stairs
where I met up with Sean's mom, a woman I had only met once or twice. "Hurry
the bus just got there! I don't know why you woke up so late today, you know
you have to catch the bus and Dad and I can't take you to school today." said
Sean's mother in a rushed voice. I quickly grabbed the lunch that she was
holding in her hands and ran out the front door.
I saw the bus at the corner of my, or Sean's, street with a line of high school
kids in front of it, boarding it one by one. I ran to it right after the last kid had
got on and thankfully, the driver saw me and let me get on. I cautiously looked
around and saw Jake and Tod in the back of the school bus. I quickly walked
towards them, all the while people waved at me, calling out, "Hey, Sean!"
or "Hows it going man?" and three junior girls even tried flirting with me, but I
coldly turned them away. Little sluts, I thought to myself. I finally reached the
back of the bus and sat down next to Tod. "What's up, guys?" I said, trying to
sound casual and not confused and dizzy, like I felt at the moment.
"Not much. Well,ok, I did it. I asked Emily out and...she said yes, man!" Tod
said excitedly. I gave a little squeal and hugged him, and since I was so caught
up in the good news, I forgot I was a GUY and GUYS don't squeal and give
other GUYS hugs. Well, unless they're gay, and Sean was DEFINETLY NOT
GAY. Jake and Tod and a few other guys around us, gave me odd looks,
like "What the fuck did he just do?" "Uh...sorry. I...uh...have been watching a lot
of America's Next Top Model because my mom won't let me watch my stuff
and....it's gotten to my head." I finished lamely. The other guys didn't look
convinced, so I just kept quiet. Jake and Tod started bickering about Tod and
Emily, whether or not Emily wanted to do it with Tod, and othe rubbish I didn't
care about at the moment.
I just stared out the window quietly and wondered. Why was this dream not
ending? Was it not a dream? I REALLY did not know the answers. I just
wondered some more and stared out the window, Jake and Tod's voices
drifting away as I engaged in my thoughts. I thought, So far, this sure is one
fucked up day.
eager for a few moments more of slumber, but when I first glanced at the room,
my eyes flew wide open. This was NOT my room! I propped myself up on my
elbows to take a better look around this strange room. Here's what I saw:
On the walls were posters of bikini clad women, either covered with sand or
water. There was a desk and chair and occupying the desk was a laptop,
printer, and a lot of trash. In front of the twin sized bed was a large plasma
screen tv, with an x-box attached to it. Next to the tv was a full length mirror and
around it, pictures...pictures of ME! This was seriously creeping me out. First
waking up in a strange bedroom, then pictures of me...what was going on?!
Then, I looked down. I HAD ABS! HARDECORE, 6-PACK ABS! And I had no
BOOBS! Where were my boobs?! Oh.My.God. I was totally freaking out. I stood
up clumsily, because I was now 6 feet tall and I was usually 5 foot 4, so I wasn't
used to all this body. I inched closer to the mirror, horror etched on...SEAN'S
FACE! I was Sean?! What the hell, this had to be a dream. "Wake up, Tiffany,
wake up!" I told myself, almost shouting, at the same time pinching myself real
hard. Guess what, I felt everyone of those pinches. I was my sexy, hot,
boyfriend!
Just then I heard a woman's voice shout up the stairs. "Sean, wake up or you'll
miss your bus!" I heard myself shout out in that deep voice I knew so well, "Ok,
mom! Wait up, I'm feeling kinda weird this morning." I decided to raid the closet
quickly for something Sean usually wore. I slammed the clothes on, trying really
hard not to look at myself when I undressed, especially in THOSE places. I put
some guy deoderant and grabed Sean's backpack and rushed down the stairs
where I met up with Sean's mom, a woman I had only met once or twice. "Hurry
the bus just got there! I don't know why you woke up so late today, you know
you have to catch the bus and Dad and I can't take you to school today." said
Sean's mother in a rushed voice. I quickly grabbed the lunch that she was
holding in her hands and ran out the front door.
I saw the bus at the corner of my, or Sean's, street with a line of high school
kids in front of it, boarding it one by one. I ran to it right after the last kid had
got on and thankfully, the driver saw me and let me get on. I cautiously looked
around and saw Jake and Tod in the back of the school bus. I quickly walked
towards them, all the while people waved at me, calling out, "Hey, Sean!"
or "Hows it going man?" and three junior girls even tried flirting with me, but I
coldly turned them away. Little sluts, I thought to myself. I finally reached the
back of the bus and sat down next to Tod. "What's up, guys?" I said, trying to
sound casual and not confused and dizzy, like I felt at the moment.
"Not much. Well,ok, I did it. I asked Emily out and...she said yes, man!" Tod
said excitedly. I gave a little squeal and hugged him, and since I was so caught
up in the good news, I forgot I was a GUY and GUYS don't squeal and give
other GUYS hugs. Well, unless they're gay, and Sean was DEFINETLY NOT
GAY. Jake and Tod and a few other guys around us, gave me odd looks,
like "What the fuck did he just do?" "Uh...sorry. I...uh...have been watching a lot
of America's Next Top Model because my mom won't let me watch my stuff
and....it's gotten to my head." I finished lamely. The other guys didn't look
convinced, so I just kept quiet. Jake and Tod started bickering about Tod and
Emily, whether or not Emily wanted to do it with Tod, and othe rubbish I didn't
care about at the moment.
I just stared out the window quietly and wondered. Why was this dream not
ending? Was it not a dream? I REALLY did not know the answers. I just
wondered some more and stared out the window, Jake and Tod's voices
drifting away as I engaged in my thoughts. I thought, So far, this sure is one
fucked up day.