Status: Inactive.

Dear John

Letter Number Thirty Two

Dear Kennedy,

20 Reasons why you should ask Aly out:

1. She really likes you. I’m talking about the “more than just friends” thing.
2. She thinks you’re funny
3. She talks about you all the time
4. She made an underwear shrine just for you
5. She’s a stalker and watches videos of you on youtube, exclaiming how cute you are every three point two seconds
6. She thinks you’re very attractive
7. She moans your name in her sleep
8. She’ll probably kill me for writing that down
9. No wait, she will kill me
10. Tell John I love him!
11. She thinks your guitar playing is hot
12. She knows you like her too
13. She has no clue that I’m going to send this to you
14. She thinks that John and I’s relationship is “unhealthy” because she doesn’t have anyone to be with
15. She wants you ….. in bed
16. I’m kidding about number sixteen! …. Or am I?
17. You’re probably annoyed with all my bull shit now
18. Just ask her out already
19. Do it!
20. I know you want to!

- Charlie