A Tale Of Two Retards

So this one time, in gym class...

Teacher: Well, since today's Friday, I guess you guys can just do whatever you want...

Olivia & Mackenzie: sweet! -high five- -starts running around the gym-

Olivia: -gets hit in the shoulder/boob area with a soccer ball- OWW -falls to the ground overdramatically-

Mackenzie: -falls to the ground laughing- Oh my god, dude are you alright?

Olivia: yeah I'm fine... xD

Olivia & Mackenzie: -keep walking around the gym boredly-

Olivia: -gets hit in the face with a basketball- DUDE!! what the fuck! -throws ball back at stupid people-

Mackenzie: -can't talk from laughing so hard-

Olivia: it's not THAT funny... -pouts-

Mackenzie: YES IT IS xD

Olivia: fucker. -sees football on the ground- muahahaha.

Mackenzie: -still laughing-

Olivia: -sneaks away, grabs football, throws it at mackenzie and runs away- HAHAHA BITCH

Mackenzie: HEY! -chases after olivia-

Olivia: eek!

Mackenzie: -picks up football- run.

Olivia: ...you wouldn't.

Mackenzie: -grins- run.

Olivia: don't you dare.

Mackenzie: RUN, BITCH!

Olivia: O_o -runs, tries to hide behind random person-

Mackenzie: -throws football-

Football: -hits olivia in the head-

Olivia: -falls over- OUCH

Mackenzie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA are you okay?

Olivia: ...you jerk -runs after mackenzie laughing-

Mackenzie: AAAAH -runs away-