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The (Not Really) Rad Story About the Girls in Their Pursuit to Be Awesome

Ummm... Scared

I was looking through my arch nemesis's facebook pictures yesterday. I friggin' started crying. She's so gorgeous. And she's getting prettier every day. It doesn't matter how dumb and mean and self concieted she is, everyone lives her, not me. I really hate that. I don't think I'll be able to make it through school this year without at least ten attempts at suicide. I know that last year it was five.

AND THEN I SAW PICTURES OF JACQUELINA. She's likes a flippin' GODDESS. She was last year's most wanted girl, and this year, she's allowed to wear makeup. And she's gotten more insanely beautiful. And her boobs are way bigger. And she has a really good body. It makes me bawl. So I did cry my eyes out. I can't stand it. Cale will be broken lose on the first day of school- Let the war begin.