I'm Not Your Typical Teen

I just learned to play bass and really, it's my only way to stay sober. I want weed. I want vodka. I want sex. I don't need it and until i'm in love, I refuse to touch another woman. I had to give a speech on my generations role in America's future. America can go fuck itself. I have no faith in it and I crave the day I see it in flames. I'm also Buddhist. I do what's right, because it's right. Fairness, oppurtunity, and equality, with a hint of sarcasam. That's my motto. My mother doesn't trust me, my mother's boyfriend drinks with me, and I hear my roommate getting fucked every night. This is the reason I hate America. I am your typical American teen.