Joey the turtle

introduction

Once upon a time there was a turtle called Joey. He was a tiny turtle and all the bigger turtles would pick on him, he was a very sad and lonely turtle.

He wanted to make friends so desperately. So he went to the local punk scene Gilman Street to see all the local bands!

He found one band that he really liked called Black Ban and so after the show he went up to them and they just talked and had a lot of fun but then later that night the drummer got hit by a car.

Everyone started to panic when absent (the drummer) jumped up and screamed IM OK! Everyone laughed and continued walking! They walked all the way to absent’s house when.....

All of a sudden a crazy physco maniac called chicken jumped out of no where and shot a bullet at Absent's leg and the rest of the group were in total panic and shock they didn't know what to do so they.....

Laughed GOT YA ABSENTS INVINSABLE REMEMBER!! My god you’re dumb. They then went to the stereo and started to play I never told you what i do for a living by my chemical romance.