How to Commit Arson

This is a contest entry... The story is my character is in a prison cell charged with Arson. This is the story of how he got in there. It includes Justin Oliger from my story I Bleed Happiness as well as Mr. Goldwood from that story plus a couple of other characters no one has seen yet. Yes. I hope you enjoy, especially the judge and creator of the contest Icamane... Word Count: ~4,679