Status: Hiatus.

Que Gire El Mundo

Three men. Two marriages. Two divorces. Three children.

If Beatriz Belmonte had been told that she'd lose her virginity to her first boyfriend, before marriage and before the age of twenty: she'd throw a book at someone.

If she'd been told that she'd marry her second boyfriend, have his child, and be divorced within five years: she'd throw an even bigger book at someone.

If she'd been told that a drunken one night stand with a coworker would lead to a second marriage, a second child, and a second divorce: she'd breakdown and cry on the spot.

If she'd been told that soon after she'd be reunited with her first boyfriend and have his child: she'd fall into hysterics and ask why she didn't just stay with him in the first place.

If she'd been told that none of this would have happened if she hadn't pursue her passion: she would have said "screw the world" and done it anyway.

Following her first divorce she took on the motto: "Que gire el mundo." And followed it thoroughly.

She let the world keep turning.
  1. Over
    2005: Beatriz is married to Adam Copeland and Matt Hardy is dating Amy Dumas... we all know what happens next.