I'll Never Sing This Song Without You

Okay, well, it's very simple as long as you follow these rules:
Don't wake her up before she decides to herself. Or she will attack.
Every Sunday at 8:00pm, on HBO, True Blood comes on. She will bite your hand off if you don't change it to True Blood.
Don't let her have food after midnight. Haha, don't worry, she won't turn into a fucking evil gremlin, but still, don't. She tends to do that every night, and we run out of food quicker that way.
Uh, she goes to sleep at 4:00am and she doesn't really eat a LOT. That's really all you need to know to take care of Lexii. She'll be fine.
Good luck,
Jared