Arachne in Blunderland

Do you have favorite underwear?
Do you dance in them?
Do you hope that when you finally get laid, you're wearing them?
Is a certain song playing?
Are you in a bed?
Where's the bed?

And, if there is no bed, where are you?

Who are you with?

Or who's with YOU?

Is it your first time?
Is it planned?
Are you excited?

Or did you puke your brains out ten minutes beforehand?

If you answer, I might too... Might.