Arachne in Blunderland
Disenchanted: It was the roar of the crowd...
[19 Dec 2006 | Tuesday]
I wonder if I ever told you that I want to be famous.
I want people to know my name and face and to be like 'omfg, i met illie!!!!' in their blogs and text all their friends to make them jealous... Yeah...
I want to be a rock star!
Oh, wait, I can't... The whole 'musical inclination' thing. Well, maybe if someone taught me to read music again and I went on stage a few times, I'd be okay. would hate to puke on Gee... Ha, like he'd come see me in concert anyway.
I want to be a movie star!
Oh, wait, they don't let fat people into Hollywood... Damn.
I want to be a TV cult icon!
That's perfect! Now I just have to get contracts and managers and a station and... Too much for one girl to handle.
Obviously athlete is out and how many authors do you honestly know?
*sigh*
I guess I'm gonna get stuck in a cubicle like the rest of you...
note: for those of you who cannot see the point of this it is something called SATIRE. Look it up.
I wonder if I ever told you that I want to be famous.
I want people to know my name and face and to be like 'omfg, i met illie!!!!' in their blogs and text all their friends to make them jealous... Yeah...
I want to be a rock star!
Oh, wait, I can't... The whole 'musical inclination' thing. Well, maybe if someone taught me to read music again and I went on stage a few times, I'd be okay. would hate to puke on Gee... Ha, like he'd come see me in concert anyway.
I want to be a movie star!
Oh, wait, they don't let fat people into Hollywood... Damn.
I want to be a TV cult icon!
That's perfect! Now I just have to get contracts and managers and a station and... Too much for one girl to handle.
Obviously athlete is out and how many authors do you honestly know?
*sigh*
I guess I'm gonna get stuck in a cubicle like the rest of you...
note: for those of you who cannot see the point of this it is something called SATIRE. Look it up.