Arachne in Blunderland

Bacon-Flavored Cheming Gum

I'm sorry if this has all been too much blah blah blah for those of you who are still reading.

I think Avril had it right though. "Do you read my blog? I write about my 'feelings' so all the friends I see every-fuckin'-day will know what's going on with me. We're too good for conversation!"

Isn't that just... The perfect explanation of this?

But that's not what I wanted to say.

I wanted to tell everyone who saw the picture I'm sorry to have put you though such gore. Apparently, I only think it's funny because the media wants me to and I should stop.

Whatever.

It's funny because I'm a sick,twisted person who has done this to several people in her head... If only you guys knew all the ways and times I've killed you. Some rather less brutally than others.

But hey! I love you!

Hee hee hee...

*UtterlyInsane*

Oh, yeah!

Mark it down, I was invited to a social occasion today...

It's only exciting because I so thoroughly embarrassed myself at the last one... Ahem, a certain club's party at a certain person's house.

But this time, I'm okay with it.