Said It All

"Hi sweetheart, it's me---"

"Oh, hey honey! You about to go on?"

"Yeah, Bill has just given the five minute shout so thought I'd call."

"You looking forward to the show?"

"Yeah! Yeah! Mike was stood in the wings while the support band was on and he said that the placed was packed full!"

"That's great then---ooooh, ooooh, ouch---"

"What's wrong? Adie? You there? You ok?"

"Yeah----yeah---Joey's kicking hard today---"

"---shit Adie. I'm sorry I'm not there."

"You gotta do your job, honey. Don't apologise."

"But I feel like I'm missing out on so much. I've been on tour the whole time you've been pregnant---"

"Well you've got three shows left and then by the time you get home, I'll have a week till I'm due. Stop worrying Billie---"

"l know but---FUCK! Godammit I hate feeling useless!"

"Billie Joe Armstrong! Shut up and listen to me---you are NOT useless. You're making a living for your family. And I'll tell you what---when you get home, I'll let you be the one to get up in the middle of the night to see to the baby! You can be useful that way!"

"---How do you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Be so amazingly understanding all of the time?"

"Because I'm an angel."

"You're also very modest!"

"It's my best feature."

"No---your best feature is your HUGE pregnancy boobs!"

"How would you know about my pregnancy boobs? You're never here to see them!"

"Hey! Bitch!"

"I'm kidding---I'm kidding!"

"You better be."

"I am. I swear. So---you OK?"

"I will be."

"You need to be. You gotta go rock a zillion people."

"Oh the joys of being a rock star."

"You love it really."

"I love you more."

"I know. Now go rock."

"I'll talk to you tomorrow babe."

"Break a leg honey. I love you."

"You too."