Status: Hiatus due to the fact that I don't want it deleted for being "improperly written" even though we wrote it "Play Script Style"
What to Do When You Are Hyper...
Bertie Go Down The Hole!
Katie: So, Why are we still near the black hole?
Steph: Cuz....We have to get rid of Bert!
Katie: but....I like his music
Steph:...but...YOU LOVE ME...Right?
Katie: O_O *smiles and nods*
Steph: goood....He will follow the line of candy
Lisa: why candy?
Steph: Its bert. Anyways He'll follow the candy, and we'll say that he left Gee and we know not where he is
Alicia: and that takes the four of us why?
Steph: For you three to make sure NO ONE but Bert eats the candy
Frank: DID I HEAR CANDY?!?!?!?!
Lisa: Go back to bed
Frank...I want candy...
Bert: OHH MUDD WHOLE!!!!! *runs at the black hole stripping* CANNON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kepps screaming till it grows too faint to hear*
*5 minutes later*
Gerard: *looking under couch* has anyone seen Bert?
Ray: he ran away on his own Free will Gerard, *pats his back* he might come back some day buddy
Gerard: But....*lip trembles* HE NEEDS TO SIGN THE ANNOLMENT PAPPERS!!!
Katie:...If we say he's dead the marriage is over right?
*every one nodds*
Steph: He fell down the black hole thinking it was a mudd pit
Gerard: Damn, Now who'll sing back up vocals on this catchy new song intitled Mama?
Mikey:....Liza Minnelli?
Frank: HELL YA LIZA MINNELLI! *bounces around*
Lisa:....Did you get in my stash again?
Frank:....no you said Bert was gone so I took his mystery Skittles. They where White and had a little E on them and they tasted like the rainbow!
*everyone falls over*
Bob: Frank Thats BAD CANDY!
Alicia: Does your skin feel weird?
Mikey: SHHH! Dont encoruage him
Gerard: Am I still a whore? I really didnt know it was real..
Steph: then no
Ray: am I still a pedo?
Katie: Yes
Ray: why?
Lisa: They where talking about adopting a BABY and your asian fetish kicked in
Katie: Yeah Mr.Pedophile
Alicia: ewwwww.....
Mikey: what?
Bob: Frank found captian.....
Lisa: O_O
Frank: HELLO MR.CAPTIAN!!!
Bob: told ya it wasnt mine
Steph: Cuz....We have to get rid of Bert!
Katie: but....I like his music
Steph:...but...YOU LOVE ME...Right?
Katie: O_O *smiles and nods*
Steph: goood....He will follow the line of candy
Lisa: why candy?
Steph: Its bert. Anyways He'll follow the candy, and we'll say that he left Gee and we know not where he is
Alicia: and that takes the four of us why?
Steph: For you three to make sure NO ONE but Bert eats the candy
Frank: DID I HEAR CANDY?!?!?!?!
Lisa: Go back to bed
Frank...I want candy...
Bert: OHH MUDD WHOLE!!!!! *runs at the black hole stripping* CANNON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kepps screaming till it grows too faint to hear*
*5 minutes later*
Gerard: *looking under couch* has anyone seen Bert?
Ray: he ran away on his own Free will Gerard, *pats his back* he might come back some day buddy
Gerard: But....*lip trembles* HE NEEDS TO SIGN THE ANNOLMENT PAPPERS!!!
Katie:...If we say he's dead the marriage is over right?
*every one nodds*
Steph: He fell down the black hole thinking it was a mudd pit
Gerard: Damn, Now who'll sing back up vocals on this catchy new song intitled Mama?
Mikey:....Liza Minnelli?
Frank: HELL YA LIZA MINNELLI! *bounces around*
Lisa:....Did you get in my stash again?
Frank:....no you said Bert was gone so I took his mystery Skittles. They where White and had a little E on them and they tasted like the rainbow!
*everyone falls over*
Bob: Frank Thats BAD CANDY!
Alicia: Does your skin feel weird?
Mikey: SHHH! Dont encoruage him
Gerard: Am I still a whore? I really didnt know it was real..
Steph: then no
Ray: am I still a pedo?
Katie: Yes
Ray: why?
Lisa: They where talking about adopting a BABY and your asian fetish kicked in
Katie: Yeah Mr.Pedophile
Alicia: ewwwww.....
Mikey: what?
Bob: Frank found captian.....
Lisa: O_O
Frank: HELLO MR.CAPTIAN!!!
Bob: told ya it wasnt mine