Status: Hiatus due to the fact that I don't want it deleted for being "improperly written" even though we wrote it "Play Script Style"

What to Do When You Are Hyper...

Uh oh.

Lynn: Well, I'm still bored.

Everyone else besides Frank and Lisa: Yup.

Bob: I have an idea!

Lynn: And what is that?

Bob: *starts singing* Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got...

Lynn: Oh lord, not that song!

Bob: Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot...

Everyone: STOP THE PAIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Lynn: *grabs Bob's drumsticks and throws them in the black hole*

Bob: *stops singing* NOOO! DRUMSTICKS! *dives in after drumsticks*

Lynn: NOOO! BOB! *goes after Bob and falls into black hole*

Alicia: Ummm...

Gerard: It seems we are in need of a new drummer.

Katie: Or we could wait here and see what happens.

Ray: You just don't want to use the effort find a new drummer.

Steph: Well, ask Jeeves what to do!

Ray: I don't ask Jeeves, Jeeves asks me!

Everyone: *sigh*

*Frank and Lisa come back* What did we miss?

Mikey: Bob and Lynn fell into the black hole.

Frank: They'll be fine, there's plenty of skittles down there to eat.


Bob: *Lands on pile of skittles* Hmm...

Lynn: *lands on Bob* You're a nice cushin. ^_^

Bob: So this is the bottom of the black hole... *gazes around at the mountains of skittles*

Lynn: Well, that was interesting. *explores the piles of skittles*

Bob: Look what I found! *holds up Captain*

Lynn: O_O...

Bob: Uhh....*throws Captain away*

Lynn: Well, so far all that's down here is a hella lot of skittles, a fake wanker, and...OH MY GOD IS THAT BERT MCCRACKEN'S ASS?

Bob: *looks at ass sticking out of a pile of skittles* Uh, yeah, looks like it...he thought this was a mud pit one day and...wait, how do you know what his ass looks like?

Lynn: *grins* How do you?

Bob: Point taken. What now?

Lynn: I dunno.

Bob: *starts singing 'Cupid's Chokehold' again*

Lynn: SHUT UP! *grabs Captain and throws it at him*

Bob: Aww...

Lynn: *sigh* Let's potatoe-sack. You never know how long we'll be down here...

Bob: YAY! *shoves Bert McCracken in a pile of skittles far, far away*


Lisa: How do we plan to get them out of there?

Announcer: *hiding in Katie's bunk* Will they ever get Bob and Lynn out of the black hole? How did Lynn know what Bert's ass looks like? Will Katie find me in her bunk? Tune in next time!

Alicia: Did you hear something? It came from Katie's bunk....