Status: Hiatus due to the fact that I don't want it deleted for being "improperly written" even though we wrote it "Play Script Style"
What to Do When You Are Hyper...
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAACK.......
Random: -muffled screaming-
Gerard: You know what, I don't wanna know anymore.
Mikey/Alicia/Katie/Frank: -nod-
Random: -still screaming-
Mikey: That's starting to get annoying.
Frank: And I miss being able to go on the bus.
Everyone: -nod-
Alicia: Okay, heads we investigate the screaming, tails we kick Steph & Lisa outside to finish their Vault high.
Mikey: I love smart women.
Alicia: -flips coin-
Gerard: It's heads.
Katie: We could use Phillipe to track down the screams...
Phillipe: Ruff
------------------------------------On the bus-------------------------------
Steph: -eats chips-
Lisa: It's so nice having a maid serve us our Vault. -rings bell- BOBALINA!
Bob: -walks out of a kitchen in a maids' dress- Curiousity didn't kill the cat....it stripped it of all dignity and made it wear a maids dress.
Steph and Lisa: -grin- More Vault Bobalina, if you please.
Lisa: Or we'll put you in the hole with Bert and what remains of Ray.
Bob: -cringe- Yes Ma'am. -runs off to get Vault-
------------------------------Back outside-------------------------------------
Mikey: The screams are coming from inside this large black coffin....
Random Cat on top of coffin: Mrow.
Gerard: That looks an awful lot like Bob and Lynn's cat.
Frank: -shoo's cat away and opens coffin-
Everyone: OM EFFING GEE!
Lynn: -muffled screaming-
Alicia: O_O -takes tape off of Lynn's mouth- What happened?
Lynn: Well, I was doing this experiment, and I was trying to clone Phillipe, because I was bored because Bob was in mourning over the fourth month of losing his drumsticks...turns out it wasn't Phillipe's DNA.
Gerard: Who's was it?
Lynn: .......
Mikey: Oh no......
Lynn: IM SORRY! I made an army of..... BERT MCKRACKENS!
Gerard: I'm DOOMED!!!!!
Katie: WE'VE GOTTA WARN STEPH AND LISA!
Everyone: -starts running away towards the bus-
Lynn: AHEM.
Frank: Oh, right. -helps Lynn take off the binds-
Lynn: -scoops up nameless kitty-The Bert clones have set up a city in the hole. They superglued skittles together to make a city they call McKrackenville. They've also got a giant naked skittle statue of Gerard. I watched eerything from the skittle prison they put me in. I would've eaten my way out, but the skittles were green... And poor, poor Ray.....
Mikey: What happened to him?
Lynn: ...do you really want an answer to that?
Everyone: -shakes head-
Announcer: Will they defeat the army of Bert clones? TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
Alicia: Normally I would kill you, but I'm too busy thinking of ways to kill Bert.
Gerard: You know what, I don't wanna know anymore.
Mikey/Alicia/Katie/Frank: -nod-
Random: -still screaming-
Mikey: That's starting to get annoying.
Frank: And I miss being able to go on the bus.
Everyone: -nod-
Alicia: Okay, heads we investigate the screaming, tails we kick Steph & Lisa outside to finish their Vault high.
Mikey: I love smart women.
Alicia: -flips coin-
Gerard: It's heads.
Katie: We could use Phillipe to track down the screams...
Phillipe: Ruff
------------------------------------On the bus-------------------------------
Steph: -eats chips-
Lisa: It's so nice having a maid serve us our Vault. -rings bell- BOBALINA!
Bob: -walks out of a kitchen in a maids' dress- Curiousity didn't kill the cat....it stripped it of all dignity and made it wear a maids dress.
Steph and Lisa: -grin- More Vault Bobalina, if you please.
Lisa: Or we'll put you in the hole with Bert and what remains of Ray.
Bob: -cringe- Yes Ma'am. -runs off to get Vault-
------------------------------Back outside-------------------------------------
Mikey: The screams are coming from inside this large black coffin....
Random Cat on top of coffin: Mrow.
Gerard: That looks an awful lot like Bob and Lynn's cat.
Frank: -shoo's cat away and opens coffin-
Everyone: OM EFFING GEE!
Lynn: -muffled screaming-
Alicia: O_O -takes tape off of Lynn's mouth- What happened?
Lynn: Well, I was doing this experiment, and I was trying to clone Phillipe, because I was bored because Bob was in mourning over the fourth month of losing his drumsticks...turns out it wasn't Phillipe's DNA.
Gerard: Who's was it?
Lynn: .......
Mikey: Oh no......
Lynn: IM SORRY! I made an army of..... BERT MCKRACKENS!
Gerard: I'm DOOMED!!!!!
Katie: WE'VE GOTTA WARN STEPH AND LISA!
Everyone: -starts running away towards the bus-
Lynn: AHEM.
Frank: Oh, right. -helps Lynn take off the binds-
Lynn: -scoops up nameless kitty-The Bert clones have set up a city in the hole. They superglued skittles together to make a city they call McKrackenville. They've also got a giant naked skittle statue of Gerard. I watched eerything from the skittle prison they put me in. I would've eaten my way out, but the skittles were green... And poor, poor Ray.....
Mikey: What happened to him?
Lynn: ...do you really want an answer to that?
Everyone: -shakes head-
Announcer: Will they defeat the army of Bert clones? TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
Alicia: Normally I would kill you, but I'm too busy thinking of ways to kill Bert.