Status: Hiatus due to the fact that I don't want it deleted for being "improperly written" even though we wrote it "Play Script Style"
What to Do When You Are Hyper...
To save Ray, or not to save Ray?
*In the hole*
Ray: Bert? Please let me go?
Bert: No. Not unless you get Gerard down here.
Ray: Could you at least get rid of the statue, it's disturbing me greatly.
Bert: Ummm......no.
Ray: PLEASE!!!!!!!? HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bert: Shut up....Now, to send my clones to do my evil bidding. CLONES AWAY!!!!!!!!!
*Bert clones start to rush the exit to the hole*
~Outside the hole~
Bob: *Runs off bus, stripping off maid costume to normal clothes* AHHH *Falls*
Gerard: O.O Bob?
Bob: The sugar finally overloaded and they fell asleep.
Lynn: BOBBERT!!!! *Tackles*
Bob: AHHH. Oh wait...*Hugs*
Gerard: Okay, now we gotta hide the Vault.
Mikey: I wouldn't do that, remember when we tried to hide the skittles from Katie? She went insane.
Gerard: Well we won't let them have it in bulk. *Heads for bus*
Frank: *Follows* I'm still afraid to go on there.
~On the bus~
Gerard: It's safe, they're out cold.
Steph & Lisa: *Snore snore*
Frank: *Peeks* Awwwww....how cute....*Covers with blankets*
Gerard: O.o You're weird.
Steph & Lisa: *Snore snore*
*Scream from outside*
Gerard: That's not good. *Runs*
~Back outside~
Katie: THE BERT CLONES THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alicia: *Grabs shotgun* Okay...let's go...*Looks at others standing there* GUYS!!!! Come on!
Katie: You guys distract them, And I'm gonna go save Ray.
*Frank, Gerard, Bob, Mikey, Lynn all pick up shotguns*
Gerard: They're only clones guys, remember.
Bert: But I'm not. Gerard, You come with me now!
Gerard: No *Shoots*
Bert: You missed! *Dives back into hole* YOU DON'T GET RAY UNTIL YOU COME WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hours of bloodshed and dead Bert clones later*
*Frank, Gee, Bob, Mikey, Lynn, & Alicia sitting, panting, spattered in blood*
Alicia: I hope Katie's okay.
~In the hole~
Katie: RAY!!! Where you at!?
Ray: Katie!!! Psst, over here!
Katie: *Looks at Ray in the skittle prison* Dude, you could eat your way out.
Ray: But they're green! *WHines*
Katie: YAY FOR GREEN!!!!! *Eats a hole in the skittle prison* Okay let's go.
Bert: Not so fast!
Ray: RUN KATIE!!!!! I'll handle it.
Fro: No I will!
Ray: WTF?
Katie: WTF? *Backs away*
Fro: DOWN WITH BERT!!!!! *Magically expands and smothers Bert*
Bert: *Muffled cries of agony.....silence*
Fro: Pleasure doing business with you, now let's get out of this hole. C'mon Katie.
Katie: *Feels forehead* Whoa....
~Outside the hole~
Alicia: Guys? There's a giant tumbleweed growing out of the hole....AND IT HAS KATIE AND RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fro: I have saved the world.
Ray: Thanks fro. *Pets*
Katie: *Feels forehead* I'm going insane I think...
Fro: *Taps Katie* Nope...
Katie: *Faints*
Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Bob: *Cement up the hole* RIP hole of skittles.
Steph & Lisa: *Walk off bus* What'd we miss?
Announcer: What did Steph & Lisa miss? Will they ever find out? Why am I sinking?
Alicia: Oh the joys of wet cement in a deep hole....
Announcer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo.......
Ray: Bert? Please let me go?
Bert: No. Not unless you get Gerard down here.
Ray: Could you at least get rid of the statue, it's disturbing me greatly.
Bert: Ummm......no.
Ray: PLEASE!!!!!!!? HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bert: Shut up....Now, to send my clones to do my evil bidding. CLONES AWAY!!!!!!!!!
*Bert clones start to rush the exit to the hole*
~Outside the hole~
Bob: *Runs off bus, stripping off maid costume to normal clothes* AHHH *Falls*
Gerard: O.O Bob?
Bob: The sugar finally overloaded and they fell asleep.
Lynn: BOBBERT!!!! *Tackles*
Bob: AHHH. Oh wait...*Hugs*
Gerard: Okay, now we gotta hide the Vault.
Mikey: I wouldn't do that, remember when we tried to hide the skittles from Katie? She went insane.
Gerard: Well we won't let them have it in bulk. *Heads for bus*
Frank: *Follows* I'm still afraid to go on there.
~On the bus~
Gerard: It's safe, they're out cold.
Steph & Lisa: *Snore snore*
Frank: *Peeks* Awwwww....how cute....*Covers with blankets*
Gerard: O.o You're weird.
Steph & Lisa: *Snore snore*
*Scream from outside*
Gerard: That's not good. *Runs*
~Back outside~
Katie: THE BERT CLONES THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alicia: *Grabs shotgun* Okay...let's go...*Looks at others standing there* GUYS!!!! Come on!
Katie: You guys distract them, And I'm gonna go save Ray.
*Frank, Gerard, Bob, Mikey, Lynn all pick up shotguns*
Gerard: They're only clones guys, remember.
Bert: But I'm not. Gerard, You come with me now!
Gerard: No *Shoots*
Bert: You missed! *Dives back into hole* YOU DON'T GET RAY UNTIL YOU COME WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hours of bloodshed and dead Bert clones later*
*Frank, Gee, Bob, Mikey, Lynn, & Alicia sitting, panting, spattered in blood*
Alicia: I hope Katie's okay.
~In the hole~
Katie: RAY!!! Where you at!?
Ray: Katie!!! Psst, over here!
Katie: *Looks at Ray in the skittle prison* Dude, you could eat your way out.
Ray: But they're green! *WHines*
Katie: YAY FOR GREEN!!!!! *Eats a hole in the skittle prison* Okay let's go.
Bert: Not so fast!
Ray: RUN KATIE!!!!! I'll handle it.
Fro: No I will!
Ray: WTF?
Katie: WTF? *Backs away*
Fro: DOWN WITH BERT!!!!! *Magically expands and smothers Bert*
Bert: *Muffled cries of agony.....silence*
Fro: Pleasure doing business with you, now let's get out of this hole. C'mon Katie.
Katie: *Feels forehead* Whoa....
~Outside the hole~
Alicia: Guys? There's a giant tumbleweed growing out of the hole....AND IT HAS KATIE AND RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fro: I have saved the world.
Ray: Thanks fro. *Pets*
Katie: *Feels forehead* I'm going insane I think...
Fro: *Taps Katie* Nope...
Katie: *Faints*
Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Bob: *Cement up the hole* RIP hole of skittles.
Steph & Lisa: *Walk off bus* What'd we miss?
Announcer: What did Steph & Lisa miss? Will they ever find out? Why am I sinking?
Alicia: Oh the joys of wet cement in a deep hole....
Announcer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo.......