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Bella: Dad I’m going school now
Charlie (Dad): SHUT UP! I’m shooting
(Bella looks confused then hears a gun shot)
Charlie: OH fuck I almost had it
Bella: I love you
Dad: Piss off and go to school
Bella: Asshole (walks out the door)
Sometime later
(Biology)
(Some weirdo is staring at Bella)
Bella: Do you have a problem!
Edward: I want to eat you
Bella: what the fuck wrong with you
Edward: You smell good
(Bella blushes, Bella new friend Mike comes over)
Mike: Cullen leave the Bitch she’s mine
(Edward flashes his fangs)
Edward: Want to say that again
Mike: You suck (walks away)
(Class bell goes)
Bella: You’re a vampire (Gasps)
Edward: You finally get it well done
Bella: I know right
Edward: Do you want to play baseball with my family
Bella: How lame…. But sure
(I don’t know what time it was but who gives a shit right!)
Edward: everyone this is lunch…… err I mean this is Bella
Rosalie (crazy vamp): listen Bitch once Edward gone I’m going to rip you into shreds
Bella: Rather you kill me then have to look at your face
Jasper (in pain vamp): let’s play ball!
(Minutes later, from the distance three evil vampire come on to the playing field)
The red head vamp: I’m Victoria, and this is James and Laurent
Carlisle: This is my family
James: Who’s that (Looking at Bella)
Edward: She my human so back off (Growling)
James: Want to go half’s?
Bella: Shut up prick, like Edward would do that right?
Edward: Sure…….
Laurent: Were just passing through so we must be going
James: Not until they hand over the girl
Rosalie: Fine here (Shoves over Bella)
Edward: No she’s mine
(Edward grabs Bella’s arm then James grabs the other, they rip her in two)
James: I call dips