The Better of Two Evils

Hello, my name is Michael as you probably know I am ...how shall I put it ...abnormal, not just because I'm talking to people I cannot see (which is probably the reason you thought of) I ....*sigh* to put it bluntly I am the son of Satan himself. And if I weren't you probably wouldn't be reading my story.

Alice: So sit down, grab some popcorn and some soda, stop reading my brother's babbling and read his f-ing story!

Michael: Alice don't be rude they're here to read it out of enjoyment not by your whim.

Alice: Fine. Can you pl...pl...pleeeeeaaase read the story? There happy now?

Michael: Ah... close enough,now to you readers...

Both: Enjoy.