Ahoy There

Ahoy There.

“Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby, I'm lost out at sea.” Said Graham, a boy with horrible acne and short blonde hair.

“We are in a boat, in the middle of the ocean and you are so incompetent you are incapable of reading a map and it’s my eyes that make you feel lost at sea?” I snapped. This boy was an idiot. A colour-blind idiot.

“Umm...yeah?”

“My eyes are green, not blue. Now stop talking to me if you ever want to be able to reproduce.” Graham was silent after that but he sat across from me staring into my green eyes. It was rather creepy actually.

Fifteen minutes passed and he was still staring at me.

“Stop!” I pouted.

“Stop looking at me and go get a fu” Before I could finish my sentence a wave hit our sailing boat and his lips collided with mine. I quickly pushed him away and walked to the other side of the boat.

That was the last time I saw him, he never went sailing with my family again. In the end he got what he wanted, a kiss and I got what I wanted, to never see him again.