Man, That's Crazy!
Adam has communication issues.
Instead of telling his best friend that "Hey! I maybe sort of had a sex dream about you, covered in chocolate in whipped cream, and now I suddenly find you irresistable?", he goes for the whole "OMFG, I TOTALLY HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT YOU, SO I'M GOING TO AVOID YOU UNTIL YOU BLOW UP ON ME, IN ORDER TO HIDE MY TRUE FEELINGS, WHILE TRYING NOT TO GET KILLED BY YOUR CRAZY FRIENDS, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER FEEL THE SAME WAY. WOE IS ME, WOE IS ME."
Fazzi doesn't roll that way.
Adam Lazzara/Matt Fazzi
1,823 words. Oneshot.
Instead of telling his best friend that "Hey! I maybe sort of had a sex dream about you, covered in chocolate in whipped cream, and now I suddenly find you irresistable?", he goes for the whole "OMFG, I TOTALLY HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT YOU, SO I'M GOING TO AVOID YOU UNTIL YOU BLOW UP ON ME, IN ORDER TO HIDE MY TRUE FEELINGS, WHILE TRYING NOT TO GET KILLED BY YOUR CRAZY FRIENDS, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER FEEL THE SAME WAY. WOE IS ME, WOE IS ME."
Fazzi doesn't roll that way.
Adam Lazzara/Matt Fazzi
1,823 words. Oneshot.