You Just killed Paris Hilton with a spork.

Umm... This may be the oddest story you've ever read. Beware there is men having childeren, Mike in drag, And the death of Paris Hilton. Just beware its odd.
  1. Be afraid... be VARY AFRIAD. -you spelled Very wro
    Um. 1st Chapter. Be Very Afraid
  2. Pilling bodies in the, back lawn. I Fought the law
    haha. i like the name of the Chapter and om. Its The SECOND Chapter and this little diddy,that i wrote, goes out all my loving fans. i love you guy.
  3. xxThe Sharpie Was Herexx
    Paris hilton Comes Back to life out of nowere in part 3!
  4. Oh Em Gee
    My Cumpooper is purring to 1039/Smoothed out Slappy Hours
  5. More like a dream than reality..
    Ryan Ross POV!!!!!
  6. mmm. Peanut butter.
    To Tre Chapter.