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29 Ways to Get Rid of Your Roommate

Hi! My name is Arley. I’m almost 19, in college, and independent. Having a roommate is the furthest thing from what I want. Oh this is going to be good.
  1. How it ALL Began
    Today started out like any other day.
  2. A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
    And there, on my door step, stood a model
  3. Operation Mountain Dew Peeing Unicorn
    A flying monkey with horns on it's wings?
  4. Operation Little Things
    "Hungry you aren't? Then night good, ok well."
  5. Oh No He Didn't!
    That and the loveseat felt lonely
  6. Operation Oh Oh Spaghetti-O
    Nothing I do is ever good enough for anyone!
  7. Operation I Can See Him, Why Can't You
    "I ***ing hate you!"
  8. I'm So Sorry
    "Dude, you totally messed up."
  9. I Thought I Was Supposed to Be the Weird Roommate
    "Have you noticed yet?"
  10. Girl Time and Sleepy Knights
    "Because my dear, you can practically cut the sexual tension in here with a knife"
  11. Operation Mr. Potato Head
    He looked down at his plate with a horrified look on his face.
  12. Operation Extreme Room Makeover
    Hmmm, I wonder what's up with him.
  13. Operation Sour Faced
    He must really be mad about the potato thing.
  14. Operation Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!
    “So, is this an orgy and if so, why was I not invited?”
  15. Operation Where the *** is the Seventh One?; Operation The Aftermath is Secondary
    “What is that?” Alex said apprehensively as I rounded the corner to go into the bedroom
  16. Billowing Clouds and Lakeside Confessions
    But the part that scared me was that I wanted to know more.
  17. A Weird Feeling All Around
    One of the most attractive things on a man are his eyes and Alex sure had some sexy ones
  18. Disney Movies To Keep the Boredom at Bay
    After who knows how many long, blissful moments, I pulled back. “Wow…” she whispered
  19. Coffee And Scrabble, Just Another Wonderful Morning
    “It’s called guano.” Arley said
  20. What if Yesterday Never Existed
    He shut the door quietly behind him, but the feeling behind it made it seem louder than a gunshot.
  21. Operation A Little Elfin Magic
    " My world doesn't revolve around you, you know."
  22. Operation Sugar Is Sweet and So Am I
    “No wait, I know. You’re planning for the insect zombie apocalypse!"
  23. Operation What Is This Privacy of Which You Speak?
    “Arley?! Seriously, what the hell?!”
  24. Operation Piggy Party
    I try my hardest to stay out of there most of the time; it’s a scary place.
  25. Stuck Like Super Glue
    Everywhere I go in my apartment already reminds me of Alex. If he’s gone, what will I do?
  26. A Feast of Fools
    "Sorry, she's just really starting to piss me off."