The Monster and the Fox Riders

You wake up to hear Todd and Bilko screaming.

“What the fuck!” you say.

You sit up and see Andy and Greg on top of them, poking them with needles.

“Those better be fucking clean, I don’t want either of them getting something because of you two!”

“They came out of the packet right now Blair,” Travis says through the doorway.

“Good. Now stop it,” you tell Andy and Greg.

You push Greg off and lay down.

“Hey so I think the whole house is up now,” Andy says.

“Yeah since they scream loud,” Travis says.

“You were stabbing us...” Todd mumbles.

You kiss Bilko's lips and cuddle up to him.

“I think they want us up Sheila, and I'd hate to see them poke you,” Bilko whispers to you.

“Urg they can go fuck themselves,” you say.

“Jet lag, what you want?” Travis asks.

“Yum yums,” Todd says.

“What, Potter?”

“Waffles cooked by Blair.”

“That's a very specific request”.

“Do you have a waffle iron?” you ask.

“Um, Sherrie, do we?” Travis asks.

“Yeah,” Sherrie says.

“Ok let me get dressed. How many people am I cooking for?” you ask.

“You are not going to cook. I’m sure Potter can just have waffles,” Andy says.

“What? No! Blair’s waffles are the Yum yums, and everyone else's waffles suck,” Todd pouts.

“Todd, hate to bust this bubble...she is taken,” Travis says.

“I know that. I knew that before you did.”

“Sadly he probably pushed them together.”

“Not really,” you say.

“Not really means yes he did but not too much.”

“Whatever. So do you have a waffle iron?” you ask, stretching.

“Yeah we do, we've got everything,” Sherrie says.

“I'll be down in five minutes.”

“Sure thing.”

You go in the bathroom to take a quick shower and get dressed, then go and do your make up. You go downstairs and cook for everyone. You sit down next to Bilko and start eating.

“So what are we doing today?” Ronnie asks.

“Lake water sports...like water jumps,” Travis says.

“Sounds fun!”

“Yes it does, and there is this big slipping slide that is going to get set up and we're going to see who can get down there fastest.”

“We should put bets on who win that.”

“I say I win,” Greg says.

“No way. I’m going to win,” Potter says.

“Who you think will win Blair?” Travis asks you.

“I have no idea. Is this even safe?” you ask him.

“Yeah; there is no doubt in my mind.”

You nod your head.

“The most you get is like a messed up knee or shoulder,” Travis says.

“I can’t risk those at all Pastrana,” Bilko says.

“They most likely won’t happen.”

“I might not be able since I got to take gold in best trick this year. I got robbed the last two years.”

“Be extra careful then.”

“Yeah.”

“These are really good Blair,” Andy says.

“Is my shoulder bleeding?” Todd ask

You look at Todd's shoulder and poke it.

“Fucking hell Blair!” Todd yells.

“No,” you answer. “But there is a bruise.”

“No shit. Fuck, that hurt.”

“It’s not bleeding.”

“Did you have to touch it to see that?”

“Yeah. Had to.”

Todd pushes you a little. You kick him and he throws his fork at you.

“Potter, don’t you dare throw the knife at her,” Travis and Bilko say.

“It’s fine. He only hit me once with a plate,” you say.

“You guys have an odd relationship.”

“I didn’t throw the plate at you the one time it hit you,” Todd says.

“True. Twitch moved and I was talking to Cam. Where has the dude been? I haven’t seen him in like a year.”

“He been back home in Australia.”

“Oh, is he coming to X-games?”

“I don’t know, please don't tell me you only just now remembered to ask where he's been?”

“Yeah, I call him every week, I just never see him. I haven’t forget about him, I just don’t see him.”

“Interesting.”

Your phone rings.

“Hello?”

“Bilko’s Sheila,” Cam says.

“Hey Cam. Why haven’t you been in Cali since I last saw you?”

“Have no need to.”

“Are you going to be at X-games?”

“Yeah I am in it. What are you in?”

“Just Motor X.”

“But you do FMX! And you are killing FMX!”

“I think X-games are somewhat sexist judges.”

“That hate Aussies also,” Bilko says.

“Bilko? Up this early?” Cam asks you.

“We went to Travis Pastrana's place.”

“Oh cool. Have fun, be careful, and don’t get pregnant.”

“Bye Cam.”

“Bye Blair.”

You hang up and Todd looks at you.

“He's coming.”

“Good. What did he say to make you want to hang up?” Todd asks.

“None of.”

“None of?”

“So smart,” Ronnie says.

“Thank you.”

“The house smells good for once this early,” Jolene says.

“Blair cooked these wonderful waffles,” Greg says,

“Guys, you got thirty minutes,” Tommy says.

“I'll do the dishes,” Sherrie says.

You get upstairs and get a bathing suit. You throw it on and go out and sit on the bed. Bilko comes in and changes into swim trucks, lying next to you.

“Morning Sheila.”

“Morning.”

You smile and crawl on top of him and kiss his lips.

“What the fuck is going on in here?” Todd ask.

“Nothing, idiot,” you say.

You get off and throw a pillow at Todd.

“At least close the door if you guys are going to have a quickie,” Todd says.

You lay down on the bed and Bilko kisses your shoulder.

“You need a hat,” Bilko says.

“I need a hat? Why do you always think I need a hat?”

“Because hats are the best.”

“Fine, get me one then.”

“Here, this matches your outfit.”

You take the hat and put it on.

“Thanks. Where did Potter go?” you ask.

“Bathroom.”

You grab a pillow and when Todd comes out for the bathroom you throw the pillow at him. He grabs it and throws it back at you. There is a knock on the door.

“It’s time to go guys,” Andy says.

“Ok we're coming,” Todd says.

You get shoes on and get up. Bilko hops up and warp his arms around you. You kiss his lips.

“Do we have monsters?” you ask.

“No, only red bull” Bilko says.

“Got to stop to get monster.”

“Monster is crap,” Todd says.

“No, Rockstar is.”

You go downstairs argue with Todd.

“Hey now, Red bull is better than booth,” Travis says.

You look at Travis and laugh.

“What?” Travis ask.

“I can’t keep red bull down, at least I kept Rockstar down.”

“You kept it down when it’s in Vodka,” Todd says.

“True true, but that's a shitty drink.”

“Whatever.”

You guys get in the truck and you drive to the place. You smile at seeing the gas station next to the lake.

“I'll be back,” you say.

“Where are you going?” Travis ask.

“Monster run.”

“I’m coming with you,” Todd says.

“Want me to get you a rock star?”

“Yeah. Here's some money.”

“We be back,” Bilko says.

“Sure thing.”

You and Bilko go up and get Monsters and a Rockstar. You hug Bilko and he kisses your head.

“Everything ok Sheila?” Bilko asks.

“Yeah, worried that’s all,” you say.

“About what?”

“Grandpa, Gran, my house, Jacko and Cam.”

“Cam is doing great and back normal from 09. Jacko will keep you updated about the house and him because he most likely knows you are worried about him.”

“I know, but...”

“You don’t want any harm happing to the people you like, I have noticed you've got this huge heart and you truly care about everyone you talk to; you don’t pull bull shit. I've seen that people are shocked that you are so upfront with how you like them.”

“Thanks.”

“No problem Sheila; let’s go over and have some fun, then we'll dump Potter on them and go to eat. Just us two.”

“Sound like a plan.”

“Sounds like a date to me.”

“Okay, Bilko.”

“Why no Blake?”

“There are people around.”

“Fine.”

You kiss his lips and lean your head on his shoulder.

“You're still my Blakie.”

Bilko kisses your lips and pushes you against the truck.

“My Rockstar not my rock star,” Todd says.

“What Potter?” Andy ask.

You pull away and throw Todd the Rockstar. He caught it and you guys go over to slide.

“Oh this seems safe,” you say.

“Yeah, so how are we going to put this?” Travis asks.

“Timing, brackets, or two people race, the winner race other person, and so on,” Andy says.

“Chose which idea Blair, as you're not going in,” Greg says.

“Loser gets out,” you say.

“OK so you going for it Bilko?” Ronnie asks Bilko.

“Yep,” Bilko says.

“He'll be at the end,” you say,

“Oh why?” Todd ask.

“So there's the least chance of him getting hurt. Potter, too”

“She is protective of you guys,” Greg says.

“She protective of everyone she likes. You should see her and Loza fight all the time about his tricks,” Bilko says.

“He is crazy. You are too but you got enough sense to hide your foam pit this time from me,” you say.
“We all hid in the foam pit but Jacko. And that is because you help him out unlike anyone else,” Todd says.

“He landed the front flip,” you say.

“Shut up.”

You pull Todd’s hat down and he flips your off.

“Ok you are going to blow the buzzer right here, and say the winner and there are going to be splashes,” Travis says.

“Ok great,” you say.

“Yep, let’s mic you up,”

“Fine.”

You get the mic put on.

“OK, so my three friends from Cali came, and we going to have a fun day at the lake, first on the list is the slipping hill, since Blair here, doesn’t like water, she'll be the person saying who wins the race, now explain the rules of the game Blair,” Travis says in to a camera.

“Racers start up there...slide down, back stomach; got to be in a laying position. The winner of each race races a new person until there's no one else. Last one standing's the winner. Don’t touch people who are going in to X-games they don’t need to be injury a month before.”

“She is very protective of Bilko, and Todd' for some reason Todd hasn’t scared her yet,” Travis says.

You laugh and stand on the box.

“OK, the first two people are Greg and Andy.”

You guys play around at the lake for the rest of the day.