The Monster and the Fox Riders

It is race day and you are laying down on the haul, trying not to freak out.

“Blair,” Bilko yells.

You sit up and he smiles and sits down next to you.

“Happy birthday Sheila,” Bilko says.

“Thanks,” you say.

“Here is a pressie from me.”

You look at him, he hands you a little box. You open it and laugh seeing Koala Bear earrings.

“Thank you Blake,” you say.

“Let’s go,” Bilko says.

“Okay,” you say.

You get up and put your earrings while walking in.

“And here is Blair,” Todd says.

Todd grabs you and pulls you so you are in front of the camera.

“Hello Mulisha. Com,” you say.

“Are you ready for today?” Todd asks.

“Yeah.”

“What are your hopes for X-games?”

“Getting a medal.”

“You know there is only one medal.”

“Really? I didn’t know that Potter.”

“So you going to throw some tricks in your races?”

“No, but I might just do a Whip or two.”

“Where is your gear?”

“In this bag.”

Todd took it and starts pulling things out.

“See this jersey? Lame. It’s green. Pants, lame again, green. Yellow and red suited Blair much better,” Todd says.

“Let’s not get in to it. See? I got a Lusk patch and you all should go get one to support her foundation,” you say.

“Stupid green helmet.”

“With the big Mulisha sticker as opposed the monster one.”

“Right right, and you are going to wear these gloves?”

“Why not?”

“Blair got guts and no blue hair...”

You remove your hat.

“Got to shock the riders somehow.”

Todd laughs.

“She is going to wear the gloves I showed off at Dew Tour and got kicked off for doing so,” Todd says.

“I wore Let Potter Ride shirt that season to go to the Dew Tour,” you say.

“You still wear it.”

“And you want to know why?”

“She and Brian were talking while I was complaining, and thought about it. She designed the shirt.”

“With your help. It was only you wanted the middle finger huge.”

“On the back, and why would people think it’s a dress?”

“I do sometimes cut things, like I did to that shirt. I made it a dress so it’s not overheating me.”

“She is weak dealing with heat. She is in tank tops and short-ass shorts today, which is nothing new; it’s Blair and she teases guys.”

“Shut up. I got to go Potter.”

“Okay, fine.”

“The race starts in twenty minutes.”

“Oh you do have to go?”

You laugh and grab your gear bag.

“See you when I have that medal around my neck,” you say.

You blow a kiss in to the camera and walk away with Bilko.

“You and Potter make an interesting team with a camera in front of you guys,” Bilko says.

“Yeah, he's one of the few people who I don't get nervous with when there's a comera around. I think a lot of the time, he acts like a camera is always on him and he doesn’t change himself,” you say.

“Most don’t.”

“They talk different a lot. Like, they won’t bring up that it was during them complaining. They won't ask about the dress, I wouldn't answer either...it's weird to explain.”

“I can tell, here's the locker room.”

You sigh and Bilko hugs you and kiss your lips.

“You are going to get the medal. Gotten it all season; why should this be different?” Bilko asks.

You look at him then he kisses your lips.

“Blair get in there and change.”

“Good luck, be careful and I'll see you once you're done.”

“Bye.”

“Bye.”

You kiss his cheek and go in the locker room. You get change and go out. You get on your bike and Lauren hands you a water bottle.

“Thanks,” you say.

“No problem and you are going to do good. You finished a season. That's all you can ask for with your past. Have fun,” Lauren says.

“Thanks.”

“Happy birthday and look over there.”

You look and see Bilko, Cam, Jacko, Todd, Ronnie, Deggan, and Twitch.

“Ready?” Laruen asks you.

“Yeah where am I?” you ask.

“You are at the last thing.”

“Why?”

“They go by past X-games things, and since you don’t have any past X-games to go off of, you are last.”

“Well at least I might get a challenge.”

Lauren laughs. You smile and hand her the water bottle.

“See you in 30 minutes at the most,” you say.

“Be safe,” Lauren tells you.

“I will.”

You go over to your spot and the race went on, with you wining gold. You go over to Lauren and she hands you your water bottle.

“See? you worried about nothing,” Laruen tells you.

“I’m tired,” you say.

Lauren laughs and you feel yourself getting picked up.

“Urg put me down,” you say.

“What is wrong?” Todd asks.

“I’m tired,” you say.

Todd set you down you hug Bilko. He kisses your head and rubs your back.

“You got a couple hours before FMX,” Laruen says.

“No, she's got to see set-up,” Todd says.

“Potter, we all know you like to show off to Blair, but I really don’t think today is the time for it,” Cam says.

Todd looks at him and hit him.

“You got at least an hour before that,” Bilko says.

“It’s not like I’m sleepy tired,” you say.

“You did push yourself today.”

“And throw in five whips,” Todd says.

“That were better than Potter's. I think they need to take his gold medal away,” Twitch says.

You laugh and hug Bilko.

“You should so do a whip in FMX,” you told Todd.
“You know what I've got planed,” Todd says. “I'll do them in set up for you.”

“Guys, Blair has to go now,” Laruen says.

“Are you sure about that Laruen?”

“Yes she has to go get her medal, idiot.”

You kiss Bilko’s cheek and go and get a medal. You took pictures and did interviews. You go to the locker room and change. You go and someone grab you. You push yourself away and see Jacko.

“God Jacko you scared me,” you say.

“Sorry Sheila, come on, the guys want you,” Jacko says.

You follow him and smile, seeing your guys at the FMX course. You see Bilko and Todd talking to an interviewer.

“And here is the little girl herself,” Todd says.

You go over and stand in the middle of them.

“Um what?” you ask.

“Talking about you to Malcolm,” Todd says.

“Right.”

“So you are going to celebrate the gold medal tonight?” Malcolm asks you.

“Yeah.”

“More importantly, her 21st birthday,” Todd says.

“You going to be throwing up in the morning?” Malcolm asks.

“Not at all since I know how to drink being to other countries. I think Todd be the one throwing up” you say.

“I haven’t thrown up all year,” Todd says.

“Yeah, you save up your partying for X-games,” Bilko says.

“I do not,” Todd says.

“Or Halloween, he typically gets really drunk then,” you say.

“Makes sense. He throws the party, so he can clean up his throw up,” Bilko says.

“I don’t drink that much,” Todd says.

“Only twice a year, it isn’t a bad thing Todd,” you say.

He looks at you and you smile at him.

“You're going to get drunk tonight,” Todd says.

“Says who?” you ask.

“Says me. I'll make sure of it.”

“No thank you, but I might just skip my party; I miss my bed.”

“If you stayed home a little more you wouldn’t miss being away from it for a week.”

“Stop right there Potter.”

“What is he talking about?” Malcolm asks.

“I sometimes stay over at my boyfriend’s house,” you say.

“How are you guys feeling about the people who broke the Mulisha windows? I know Lauren Lusk and Twitch filled complaints.”

“Yeah since they had more a reason too. I mean Lauren’s dog died and he was a really good dog, then Twitch’s daughter got hurt. That wasn’t right thing to do. Leave the people with families alone.”

“Who did it?”

“I have no clue since I was out in the East Coast.”

“We're going to be in Nitro Cirrus episodes, but Blair didn’t do anything,” Todd says.

“It was at a lake; my hair would have gotten messed up big time,” you say.

You cross your arms at him and pout.

“Look at that face! It just makes you wants to grab the cheeks,” Todd says.

“Don’t you dare do it jerk face,” you say.

“Jerk face? That’s not nice.”

“I’m sorry but you got a jerky face.”

“Jerky like beef jerky.”

“No, like jerk with a y on it.”

“I’m not a jerk.”

“Sometimes you are.”

“Whatever.”

“Best comeback again, Potter?” Bilko asks.

“No I don’t want to deal with her.”

“Oh I hurt Todd’s feelings, does he need a hug?” you ask.

“Yeah, from that girl right over there. Excuse me Malcolm.”

“I thought you had a girlfriend,” Malcolm says.

“No we broke up a little less than a year ago.”

“Good luck Potter. At least she is a Rockstar girl this time,” you say.

“Yeah stop trying to steal monster girls,” Bilko says.

“Stop trying to steal Mulisha girls.”

“I’m not trying, I have done it.”

You look down since you know you're blushing while Todd walks over to the Rockstar girl.

“You are dating one of the Mulisha Maidens Bilko?” Malcolm asks.

“Are you a maiden Blair?” Bilko asks.

“What?”

“Malcolm, since Blair came here he has be holding her waist,” the camera man says.

“Oh, you guys are dating?”

“No dur Sherlock,” you say.

“Dur?” Bilko

“Yeah since we can’t curse in interviews. It isn’t nice...”

“Right Blair, how long has this been going on?” Malcolm asks.

“None of your business; that is how long.”

“Is this love?”

“Let’s talk about how good Blair did earlier today,” Bilko says.

“We got to close up,” the camera man says.

“So this was Malcolm at X-games. I've got to go. The interview was short with Bilko and Blair, but I had Todd Potter, Twitch and Kyle Loza all on the interview. See you next time!”

He leaves, then Bilko spins you around so you are facing him and kisses your lips. You pull away and he kisses your neck.

“Get a room,” Kyle says.

“Hey Kyle,” you say.

“If that’s how you celebrate you need a room, Bilko.”

“I need a room to make out with my girlfriend?” Bilko says.

“It looks like it was going to be something different.”

“Like what?”

“Hello Bilko, Blair,” Casey says.

“Hi Casey.”

“This is my sister Audrain.”

“It’s nice to meet you,” you say.

“Nice to meet you too, how long have you known Kyle for?” Audrain asks.

“Audrain they are just friends, Blair is like a little sister to us,” Casey says.

“Yep, and it’s fun to tease the Aussie here,” Kyla says.

“He's got a name Loza,” you say.

“Fine. I just like to tease Williams over there.”

“I’m hungry, what time is it?”

“It’s around 12: 30; happy birthday and good job today.”

“Your thing was today,” Casey asks.

“Didn’t wake up in time!”

“Shut up, what did you get?”

“Gold.”

“Good job. Monster is killing it.”

“Yeah.”

“No comebacks on to you not being in FMX?” Kyle asks.

“It’s Monster's fault.”

“Are you getting picked up for next season?”

“Most def for my MX but FMX is being talked about.”

“Kinda wired.”

“I know.”

“You want to go grab lunch before Set up,” Bilko says.

“Yeah we got to go to get something good so bye guys,” you say.

“Bye,” Casey says.

You hug Casey and Kyle.

“See you at your party,” Kyle says.

“Oh yeah, thanks,” you say.

“Bye.”

You guys go to Bilko’s truck and he drives to a restaurant down the street. You go in and order the food. Then you all go over to the monster Haul. You sit outside and eat.

“Hello,” a familiar voice says.

You look up and see Luke Parslow.

“Hey Luke; need anything?” you ask.

“Yeah my neice likes you. Can you sign it? She's nervous,” Luke asks.

“Oh where is she?”

“Over there hiding behind nasty.”

You look and smile you sign it and hand it to him.

“Thanks Blair,” Luke says.

“No problem,” you say.

Luke walks away and Sadie Loza go in front of you.

“Hi Blair,” Sadie says.

“Hey cutie pie.”

You smile and grab Sadie.

“You like kids too much Blair,” Kyle says.

“Whatever, but you forgot her,” you say.

“I was doing an interview, so we left her here. Come on honey, let’s go get food.”

“Okay daddy. Bye Blair,” Sadie says.

“Bye sweetheart,” you say.

She goes and grabs Kyle’s hand. They walk away and Bilko pull you to face him.

“You really are good with little kids,” Bilko says.

“Sure I am,” you say.

“I seen you with Twitch’s and Deegan’s kids, and just tell me your clock isn’t ticking.”

“I’m 20, no way in hell is any clock clicking.”

“Good.”

“I think I be a little more eager to have sex if I wanted a kid, anyways.”

“True, but it won’t mess us up at all.”

“I know. I’m just not ready.”

He smiles at you and kisses your lips.

“Just telling you Shelia,” Bilko says.

You smile and sit on his lap. He kisses your forehead.

“Get off each other,” Adam Jones says.

“Why?” you ask.

“Because it’s sick”

“Because you are crazy?”

“Methinks he is jealous,” Bilko says.

“I’m married, idiot.”

“Yeah but your wife isn’t as hot, funny, smart, nice, or caring as my Sheila is.”

“Kiss-ass.”

“No he’s not. He is just being sweet,” you say.

“Yep it gets me kisses.”

You laugh and kiss his cheek.

“See? Got me a kiss,” Bilko says.

“You're just dying for her kisses,” Adam says.

He goes in the haul and Bilko kisses your forehead.

“Dying is extreme but it’s close to it,” Bilko says.

You smile and kiss his lips.

“Going to watch the set up?”

“Yeah, got to see if Potter cracks under the pressure.”

“You are such a nice friend.”

“I know, right?”