Do Something Crazy

“Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard. When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard. Sippin' sizzurp in my ride, in my ride, like three 6. Now I'm feelin' so fly like a g6!” I sang, dancing around the living room after work was over. I hated working at that damn gelato shop. It's so boring. So getting home was so gr8 and always had me pumped. Maybe it's cause I just hate working, period. But whatever.

“I hate that song!” Tori yelled.

“LIKE A G6, LIKE A G6! NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A G6!”

“Ahhh!” I heard Pauly yell. “Oh yeah, g6 yeah! You a g6, Tori?!” I heard Tori scream and poked my head in the kitchen. He was dancing around her, thrusting into her face. I burst out laughing.

“Rape, rape!” Tori yelled, trying to get away. “Bri, help!” I fell to the flood, hysterical. “Bri!”

“What the hell is going on?” Snooks walked in, eyebrows raising. “You guys got drunk without me?”

“Snooks! You feelin' so fly like a g6?!” He charged at her. She screamed and turned, running back to where she came from. “Schnooki! Come back, Schnooki!”

“Get away!” Well, Pauly seems to be in a good mood, eh? I finally got my breath back and sat up. Tori made a face at me. I started laughing again.

“It's not funny.”

“Yes it is, oh my lord. Your face is just...” She pulled her top lip up and made a completely new face, one that was even worse. I fell over again as she jumped on top of me.

Today is gonna be a good day.

“VINNY!” I yelled, going up the stairs, stumbling. “VINCENZO!”

“What?” I heard him call from his room.

“Vincenzo!” I grinned, skipping up to him. “Hi.”

“Hey.” He raised an eyebrow.

“Why,” I began, looking him over, “are you dressed so fancy schmancy?”

“I have a date tonight.” He answered. I gasped.

“A date?! You?!” I exclaimed, covering my mouth in surprise.

“Shut up.” He rolled his eyes, looking himself over in the mirror.

“You're nervous.” I sang, giggling. “How cute.” He shoved me away from him as I poked him repeatedly.
“I really like the girl.”

“What's her naaaame?”

“Ramona. She's amazing.”

“And how long have you known her?” He paused.

“I dunno.”

“Oh god.” I sighed, patting his shoulder. “Good luck. Have fun, but not too much.”

“No promises.”

“OH YEAH, SHAMPAGNE, YEAH!” I heard Pauly yelling obnoxiously as Vinny sat on the couch, flowers in his lap, waiting for his girl to come over. She'd been taking a while. I'd be sitting with him if Pauly wasn't distracting me. “JACUZZI TIME YEAH! OH YEAH!”

“You're so loud! You're giving me a headache!”

“OH YEAHHHH!” He threw me over his shoulder. I screamed, laughing.

“Put me down!”

“Jacuzzi time!” I looked over to Vinny, waiting for him to walk out with us, but he just sat there with his head down. I felt bad.

“Pauly, put me down.” I said seriously.

“But it's jacuzzi time..” He pouted.

“I don't care. Pauly, look at him.” I whispered. He turned, looking to his depressed friend. He sighed.

“Alright.” He put me down. “Handle it, Dr. Bri Bri.”

“Yessir.” I saluted him as he went outside, closing the door before running to the jacuzzi screaming like an idiot. I shook my head, sitting next to Vinny. “Vincenzo? You okay?” He shrugged.

“Not really.”

“Why don't you call her or something?”

“She called before.” He said after a moment. “She's not coming.”

“Oh...” I bit my lip. “I'm sorry, Vinny.” I scooted closer to him. He only shrugged again, staying silent. “Need a hug?”

“Kinda.” He answered honestly. I smiled slightly, wrapping my arms around his shoulders. He returned the embrace tightly, sighing.

“You'll find the right girl some day.” I said quietly, resting my head on his shoulder.

“I think I have already.” What is so special about this Ramona chick? My guess is that he's known her like...3 days, tops. Yeesh. The poor guy fell way too fast for people. I felt bad for him. We sat there, hugging, for a while. His face was buried in my shoulder. I didn't mind. I love Vinny. No matter what happened between us, I'd always be there for him. “I think I'm gonna go to bed.” He said.

“Okay.” I pulled away from him.

“Will you come with me?” He asked gently.

“Yeah.” He held my hand, leading me into his room. I knew getting in bed with Vinny would upset Pauly. But its not like we're smushing, right? Right. We climbed into his bed, not bothering to change into pajamas. We kinda just lied there for a second, staring at each other. I felt his hand on my hip move up my body to my face, cupping my cheek as he leaned in. My breath hitched as his lips met mine. I couldn't help myself; I kissed him back. He pressed more force into the kiss and rolled on top of me. His tongue forced itself into my mouth, his hands dancing down my body. I arched my back off the bed, pressing myself against him, wrapping my arms around his neck. He grasped my legs, locking them around his waist as he grinded against me. He pushed my shirt up to my bra, kissing from my lips down to my neck. “V-Vinny.” I gasped. “Stop, stop.” I said quickly, trying to push him away.

“Why?” He asked, his voice low and husky.

“You were just...ah...talking about another girl...”

“No, no.” He murmured. “I was talking about you. It's always been you.”

“W-What?”

“I love you.”