Letters to Crushes

Dear Dude,

I was fourteen, stupid and you were my first crush ever.
I'm writing this because I want to detox myself of your memories; once and for all.
You were the only boy, the only one I'd ever let myself cry over.
(I was fifteen and more than a little demented).
I hope you don't remember me,
I hope you forget all about the skinny little freshman who tripped over herself, trying to work around you.
No, nothing might've happened, but God, I swear I wasin love with you. crushing on you, so bad.

Your younger brother is so nice, he's such a gentleman.
Whenever I see him, I remember you and I wish I'd been braver and actually tried to talk to you instead of duck behind my friends whenever you walked by.

I wish you all the best in life, hope you meet the perfect girl, marry her and have loads of happy little kids. That's being said without an ounce of sarcasm, I swear.