Letters to Crushes

To John.

Dear John,

I don't know if I just liked you by virtue of your awesomeness, or if my lack of regular contact with teenage males did the trick. Whatever the case may be, you're the main reason I'm applying to your college. I hope your best friend - my brother - never finds out. And maybe you should stay out of the loop, too.

Take care, and I hope your ankle heals quickly.

Love, (?)
Vivi

P.S. Thanks for letting me win at Mortal Kombat. You gave me a much-needed ego boost. :P