Highlights from the Diary of Pop

June 30, 1980

This is the way.
Here I shall stay,
Surrounded by toys
All making much noise.

Ugh. I hate lions. I am currently in a toy store called Child’s Place which is, despite minor species issues, extremely pleasant. It is bright and warm and frequently visited by little kids. None have looked at me yet, but I’m sure I will get chosen eventually.