Our Type of Kissing
I got sick of all the twilight girls (no offence) who think that what happens in those books is called a romance novel. Little children, that is called “seduction.” This- is a romance novel. I’m not promising a lot of kissing- he doesn’t- or a lot of pink froofroo- she’s not like that. I can promise a down to earth account of how love should work, and how far one girl will go to make sure it doesn’t leave her. Meet Kaley, a 19 year old emo who’s only pleasure in life is her boyfriend, “Chris” (Kristofferson) the thing is, he may be driving her in deeper by his seeming vow to never touch her (and no, I didn’t mean it like that, I meant like cuddling stuff) or kiss her. Not even on their 5 month anniversary. And if he doesn’t love her back, well, what point is there to life anyway?
- Especially no "I love you"s
- The Namesake
- Victory Scars
- The real thing isn’t as funny as the movie
- Maybe depression isn’t so bad, you get to be a windup toy!
- i see you, i hear you, yet i can not understand a single thing you say or do.
- The only difference between can and could is pretty much the world
- Chromosome Y, as in “Oh good God, ‘Y’ me?!?!”
- It was the best of times, it was, ah Damn, who am I kidding?!
- And that is the definition of “smooth” and “stable”
- “and the raven spoke, ‘Nevermore’”
- Rule #1- the customer is always right. Rule #2 if the customer is wrong, refer to rule number 1.
- Curtain Call
- The Final Bow
- I’ve felt Inspired (in the dark) I hide my soul (in the dark) used to be afraid (of the dark)
- Au Revoir