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What Happens When...Actually, it's Complicated
Oh my Gosh! I mean REALLY?!
I was hyperventialating! I really and truly was. Scott Pilgrim? Here! My eyes misted over slightly. I was practically drooling. Suddenly, Meag caught my hand.
"Do you see that?" she asked. I followed her gaze. A shadow swept through the trees. I froze, fear turing my blood to ice. What if something or one really bad had come from a book or movie. Meag was clinging to my arm, glancing around nervously. The rustling came closer. I frowned, trying to pick out a shape.
WHAM! A tall blue figure landed in front of us! We screamed, practically climbing each other. It straightened up and I caught my breath.
"No fricking WAY!" I shouted. It was a Na'vi. A Na'vi? Really? It stared at us, then turned and sprinted into the forest again. Meag's breathing was almost as heavy as mine.
"What happened?" Meag muttered. "What kind of crazy place is this?"
"It's just the woods by your house, Meag." I said, laughing inwardly at myself. All freaked out by a Na'vi. Really? I guess I was still in shock.
"Not really. It just doesn't feel like the woods by my house any more. I mean Jedi? Hobbits? NA'VI?!?!?"
"I know!" I squealed. I had just that feeling. Then a thought crossed my mind. "Hey, whoa! We let the blue guy distract us! WE NEED TO FIND SCOTT PILGRIM!" I clamped into Meag's arm again and raced deeper into the woods, headless of what lay in front of us.
"Do you see that?" she asked. I followed her gaze. A shadow swept through the trees. I froze, fear turing my blood to ice. What if something or one really bad had come from a book or movie. Meag was clinging to my arm, glancing around nervously. The rustling came closer. I frowned, trying to pick out a shape.
WHAM! A tall blue figure landed in front of us! We screamed, practically climbing each other. It straightened up and I caught my breath.
"No fricking WAY!" I shouted. It was a Na'vi. A Na'vi? Really? It stared at us, then turned and sprinted into the forest again. Meag's breathing was almost as heavy as mine.
"What happened?" Meag muttered. "What kind of crazy place is this?"
"It's just the woods by your house, Meag." I said, laughing inwardly at myself. All freaked out by a Na'vi. Really? I guess I was still in shock.
"Not really. It just doesn't feel like the woods by my house any more. I mean Jedi? Hobbits? NA'VI?!?!?"
"I know!" I squealed. I had just that feeling. Then a thought crossed my mind. "Hey, whoa! We let the blue guy distract us! WE NEED TO FIND SCOTT PILGRIM!" I clamped into Meag's arm again and raced deeper into the woods, headless of what lay in front of us.
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Hey! NOTE: Brian Lee O'Malley owns Scott Pilgrim.George Lucas owns all Star Wars characters.
Tolkien owns all Hobbit and LOTR people.
James Cameron and 20th Century Fox owns the Na'vi, right?
Also, we are HUUUGE NERD!!! 8D