Emo Prince Meets Emo Princess and They Drown the World With Their Emoness

From the people who wished they brought you The Little Mermaid comes this...

Prince Eric of Belfry has an issue. He can't get his hair to do that flippy thing like that guy from that one band can - or find a suitable wife. His father is getting sick and tired - and worried - for his emo son's empty, lonely, emo future. Will Belfry's emo Prince find the light?!

This is a joke.