Collection of Words

“No, way you cheated! How could you possibly make that jump without cheats?”
“Easy, when you’re on the edge you hit the boost button.”
“No, you hit the jump button then the power button.”
“Yeah right.”
“No see. Look!”

“That is so not fair! I’ve tried that and I can’t do it!”
“Maybe you just have the timing wrong?”
“My timing is fine actually.”
“Then you should be able to do it.”
“The control is stuffed.”
“That what you always say!”
“Well it’s true!”
“Lair lair, pants on fire~!”
“I hate you. Both of you.”
“You love us.”
“I luv you too.”

“Awe come on don’t pout like that!”
“No, Trent isn’t allowed to pout. Smile bitch!”
“Leanna! Issac and River is making me pout!”
“Shhh! She’ll kick out asses if she comes in here.”
“That was the point.”
“You’re mean; I don’t like you no more.”
“But you just said you loved him!”
“I love him but I don’t like him.”
“How does that work?”
“You do so like him! I know you cum rainbows just for him.”
“Cum rainbows what the hell?”
“Does he shit butterflies too? That’s awesome!”
“I tried shitting unicorns but that hurt.”
“Well dur, they have horns on their heads.”
“Wouldn’t shitting butterflies feel weird?”
“Guess so, anyways you should know, apparently you do it now.”

Leaning against the doorframe I bit my lip hard not to laugh at River, Issac, and Trent’s conversation. The things that they came up with sometimes; I could even make a story of it.

As the guys burst out laughing I simply smiled shaking my head. I turned on my heel to head back to the kitchen as they laughed more at my reaction.

“You guys are just simply weird.”