We Are Young Money

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say.....man who cares what I have to say, I'm too tired to make fun of y'all. Do you worthless bums have any announcements?

Melody- I have mail for you guys. And when I say "you guys" I mean Nicki.

Nicki- Yay.

Melody- You have a letter from your sister.

Drake- Since when did you have a sister?

Nicki- Since she was born.

Melody- Basically she says that she needs a place to stay and she's gonna be on the road with us for a little bit.

Tyga- Aw heck no.

Wayne- What he's tryna say is that we not meetin nobody else's sister.

Nicki- Why? We had to meet Melody's stupid unrealistic anime sisters.

Wayne- That makes alot of since. OK we can meet your sister.

Just then a girl walked into the room.

Wayne- Who the heck is you!?

Girl- I'm Nicki's sister. My name is Duchess.

Tyga- That can't be your real name.

Nicki ran up to her sister and hugged her.

Duchess- I missed you so much!

Nicki- I know, I haven't seen you since the past.

Drake- Hey Duchess you have something on your shoulder.

Drake touched Duchess' shoulder and Nicki kicked him. He went flying in the air and went through the roof.

Nicki- Don't be touchin my sister like that you raggedy, yellow, homeless lookin, stupid beetle!! Btw I'm kinda protective of my sister. /^^'

Tyga- We didn't notice :/

Wayne- This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*At the Concert*
While the concert was going on, Nicki and Melody sat backstage and talked with Duchess.

Nicki- So how come you decided to come visit me all out of the woodworks, even though I ain't seen you in years?

Duchess- Well actually I needed your help with something. Someone's out to get me.

Melody- Who? Like, who even knows who you are?

Duchess- It all started when I was staying at my friends house. We were just watching TV until his crazy girlfriend walked in.

*Here's What Happened*
Duchess and her friend were just watching TV until his crazy girlfriend walked in.

Girlfriend- Aw heck no!!! Who is this jezebel hussy sittin all up on my couch?

Boy- This is Duchess. I already told you she was stayin with us.

Duchess went up to shake the girls hand.

Duchess- Hi my name is Duchess. It's nice to meet you.

Girlfriend- Child please. You better get that hand away from me.

Then for no reason, she slipped on a banana peel and flew all the way over to the balcony. Duchess ran over to see if the girl was OK.

Duchess- Omg are you OK!?

Girlfriend- Did I just catch you tryna push me off a balcony.

Then the girlfriend shot Duchess.

Boy- Omg! This is the banana I dropped earlier. I gotta make sure not to do that again. ^_^\

Duchess- Somebody please call the hospital.

*Back to the Present*
Duchess- Soon after that she went to jail. I heard she got bailed out by somebody. I wonder who bailed her out though?

Nicki-.....yea me too ':/

Melody- That story sounds really familiar.

Nicki- No it doesn't.

Melody- Hey Nicki didn't you bail somebody out of jail?

Nicki- I don't remember.

Melody- Yea you did. You bailed Shanell out of jail.

Nicki- I'm sorry Melody, what are you over here lyin about?

Duchess- Hey that's the name of the girl who tried to kill me.

Nicki- The point is that I'll protect you from anything.

Duchess- Aw thanks sis.

Then they hugged each other. The concert ended.

Tyga- Good job audience. Y'all actually caught Drake this time.

Wayne- We don't want him back though.

*The Next Day. Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say, actually I didn't call this meetin Nicki did.

Nicki- I called this meetin just to say that y'all all ugly. Second is that Shanell tried to kill my sister.

Drake- So. Shanell always tries to kill somebody.

Nicki- Yea but this time if Shanell comes back it's gonna be my fault since I bailed her out of jail.

Tyga- Aw that's too bad. Does your sister know that you ruined her life?

Nicki- No. That's why I need you guys to help me guard her from Shanell.

Melody- We'll be happy to help even though we never met or heard of your sister until now.

Duchess walked into the room.

Tyga- Hey Duchess you got somethin on your shoulder.

Tyga walked up to Duchess and touched her shoulder.

Nicki- Aw heck no!! You not gone be touchin my sister like that!

Nicki picked up a table and hit Tyga with it. He went flying in the air.

Wayne- Yea this meetin is over.

Moments later Duchess wanted to go to a sushi bar. Wayne took her since it was his day to watch her.

Duchess- Thanks for takin me here.

Wayne- Shut up.

Minutes passed by and Duchess and Wayne hung out.

Wayne- You know out of all the people I met, I don't hate you.

Duchess- Thanks.....I think.

Someone tapped Duchess on the shoulder. Nicki sensed it and ran all the way over to the restaurant and drop-kicked the dude.

Nicki- Aw heck no!! You not gone be touchin my sister like.....hey aren't you Trey Songz?

Trey- @_@ Yup.

Duchess- Trey I haven't seen you in months!

Trey and Duchess hugged until somebody threw a ninja star at them. It hit Trey in the arm. Shanell came in the room with a bunch of ninja stars in her hand.

Shanell- Ah ah!! You not about to be touchin my man!

Trey was sittin on the ground screaming

Trey- Ahhhhhh! What you hit me for!!? I didn't even do nothin!!

Wayne- If you want to get Duchess, you gotta get passed me.

Shanell- OK then. I got somethin for you.

Shanell pulled out a big rocket launcher. She was about to shoot it until she heard some bird noises.

Shanell- Wtf was that?

A group of people tackled Shanell and started to tie her up. Birdman flew into the room.

Birdman- Melody told us you needed some help.

Wayne- Daddy I'm so glad you came here.

Wayne tried to hug Birdman put he just slapped him and he went flying across the room.

Birdman- Now lets get outta here.

Then they all started walking away.

Trey- Hey what about me?!! Y'all still didn't call the hospital! Man I still got this thing in my arm, somebody help me!

*At the Concert*
Drake was supposed to be onstage but he got injured again. He was sitting on a lawn chair reading a magazine.

Melody- Well since Drake's injured, whose supposed to go onstage?

Just then they heard a female voice singing onstage.

Tyga- Whose that?

Nicki- That's Duchess. Btw I forgot to mention that she can sing.

Tyga- She's even better than you.

Nicki- Excuse you!

Tyga- I said that you were lovely and that I like your outfit. o_o'

Nicki- Yea that's what I thought.

Out of nowhere Duchess started free-styling.

Nicki- Btw she can rap too.

Tyga- She's even better than Drake.

Wayne- Who isn't?

Drake- I'm still sittin here.

After Duchess' performance everyone started cheering.

Duchess- Thank you everyone for cheering for me even though you don't know who I am.

Duchess walked backstage. Wayne touched Duchess on the shoulder.

Wayne- You know I think I might have to sign you.

Nicki upper-cutted Wayne and he went flying in the air.

Nicki- My bad.

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say that y'all too ugly to have y'all own identities. That's why you just Young Money.

Duchess- I'm Young Money too right?

Wayne- No! I said I was gonna sign you but not to Young Money.

Duchess- Than who am I signed too?

Just then the Cash Money crew busted into the room.

Birdman- Girl you signed with the Cash Money Forces.

Drake- This is supposed to be Cash Money?! Birdman, two anime characters, Hayley Williams, and my mom?!

Birdman- And Nicki Minaj's sister that nobody's ever heard of.

Duchess- Thanks for letting me stay with you for a little while.

Nicki- No problem. I mean you were only here for two days.

Nicki and Duchess hugged each other. Duchess got on Birdman's back with the rest of the Cash Money crew. He grew wings and started flying away.

Wayne- For now on we're not meetin nobody else's family members.

Just then they got a knock on the door. Melody answered it.

Melody- Who are you?

Man- I'm Nicki's half brother, Brandon Lamar. She said that you guys would sign me.

Wayne went up to the door and slammed it in his face.

Wayne- We're not even gonna deal with that. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!