We Are Young Money

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say.....what's wrong with you?!

Drake was sitting in his chair looking all pitiful.

Drake- I can't believe my mom is marrying Birdman.

Tyga- Well look at it this way. This never would have happened if you and Nicki wasn't pretendin to be married. So basically, it's yo own fault.

Wayne- Yea this is yo own stupid lil fault for lyin to people.

Drake- That makes me feel better. :L

Wayne- If it actually makes you feel better I'm hirin somebody new around here, cause y'all still weak and y'all still make me sick. Let me find her character description.

Wayne pulled out a piece of paper and put his glasses on. He starts reading off of the paper

Wayne- Apparently, she has the skin tone of Beyonce and a body like Nicki's. She can sing like Beyonce, rap like Nicki, and already has three albums out. She is sweet, nice, funny, and has major swagger. Everybody give it up for Mz. Money!!!

Mz. Money walked into the room.

Money- Hi I'm.....

Wayne- Hey shut up real quick. Nicki why are you still wearin that tacky weddin dress!?

Nicki- This dress is cute.

Tyga- Somebody need to slap you.

Melody- Now that I look at it, this dress is kinda cute.

Tyga- Somebody need to slap you too.

Wayne- This meetin is over. We Are.....actually this meetin ain't over yet. There's one more announcement I gotta make. I hired a new guitarist.

Melody- What happened to the old one?

Wayne- He died. Anyway.....

Drake- Paul died!! He was my best friend since high school, how did he die!?

Nicki- He died at the wedding, remember? He had choked on a chicken bone or somethin.

Tyga- Dang you must feel hecka horrible. Not only is yo mom marryin Birdman, but yo best friend died at the fake weddin that got yo mom and Birdman together in the first place. Man that's too bad for you. You shouldn't have been lyin to people though.

Drake-..... :I

Wayne- But back to the original statement, Paul died and I replaced him. Here's the new guitarist.

The new guitarist was..... Orianthi!

Drake- Woah <3

Tyga- Woah <3

Orianthi- Hi I'm.....

Wayne- Hey shut up real quick so I can finally end this meetin. This meetin is (finally) over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*At the Concert*
Tyga, Melody, Nicki, and Mz. Money was sitting backstage.

Tyga- Eh do y'all think that Orianthi would go out with me?

Nicki- Maybe if Drake fell off a cliff. The reason I said that is because she's already datin him.

Melody- Already? It's only been 5 minutes since the meeting.

Tyga- Whaaaaaat? :(

Nicki- You can steal her away.

Tyga- That's messed up but OK.

Nicki- And I already got a plan for you. >:)

Money- And I'm Mz. Money.

*Later on that Day*
For some reason the Young Money crew went to the park. Drake and Orianthi were building sandcastles.

Nicki- You understand the plan right?

Tyga- Not really.

Nicki- Good. Now get started.

Tyga was walking across the jungle gym while "Tighten Up" by Black Keys was playing in the background. He was lip-syncing the words to Orianthi, who magically appeared at the top of the jungle gym.

Money- I'm still Mz. Money.

All of a sudden the song stopped playing when Orianthi magically appeared back with Drake.

Drake- *gives tyga the finger* Yeah what now sucka!

Oh no he didn't. Tyga jumped down from the jungle gym and he and Drake started fighting.

Nicki- Maybe I shouldn't have told him to do this.

Melody- What do we do now?

"Tighten Up" came back on and everyone started dancing.

*At the Hotel*
Nicki- I can't believe y'all was really fightin each other like that.

Tyga- You the one that told me to do that.

Nicki- I'm sorry Tyga, what you over here lyin about?

Drake- At least I still got Orianthi.

Melody- Aren't you datin Lyrica though?

Drake- *dj scratch* What?

Melody- She told me that you guys got back together after the "wedding".

Nicki- Why did you have to say wedding in quotes like that?

Tyga- Cause that tacky lil event didn't even deserve to be called a "wedding".

*Anyways, Here's What Happened*
Drake- Hey Lyrica, do you wanna get back together?

Lyrica- OK. Cause it's just that easy.

*Back to the Present*
Drake- Oh. I forgot all about that.

Nicki- That's too bad cause Lyrica's standin right behind you.

Lyrica was standing behind Drake while holding a cane.

Drake- Your not mad are you?

Lyrica threw him into the corner and started beating him up.

Tyga- That's too bad for him. At least I can have Orianthi to myself.

Just then Orianthi walked into the room holding hands with Wayne.

Wayne- Actually, no you can't cause she's my girl now.

Nicki- Aw that's cold.

Tyga- I know Wayne wtf! You knew I liked her.

Wayne- Yea but I didn't care. With yo stupid whack music.

Orianthi- I love a man whose verbally abusive. Now let's go eat dinner.

Wayne- You need to be eatin some breath mints.

Then they walked out the door.

Melody- Man, ain't that some mess.

Tyga- I know, I'm tired of love.

Mz. Money walked into the room.

Money- How come I barely had a part in this chapter?

Tyga- <3

Melody- Wow -_-'

Nicki- Y'all gotta read the next chapter if you wanna see more of this catastrophe.

Money- Why does this gotta be a catastrophe?