We Are Young Money

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say that.....where's Melody?

Nicki- You called this meeting just to ask that?

Wayne- No I called the meeting to say y'all ugly, but I just noticed Melody wasn't here.

Tyga- Well she sent a text tellin everybody that she was sick today.

Wayne- She ain't sick fool she Young Money! And we're about to go to her house and remind her of that.

Drake- So we're not even gonna check on her or anything? We're just gonna tell her she's Young Money?

Wayne- Pretty much. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*At Melody's House*
Young Money went to Melody's house.

Nicki- Man she gotta big ole' house.

Tyga- It looks more like a castle than a house.

Drake- Well she does have 21 sisters. They gotta live somewhere.

Wayne- Y'all shut up real quick so I can open this gate.

Wayne tried to open the gate but it was locked. Then he got out a machine gun and shot at the lock. And the gate opened up.

Wayne- Yea. That's how we do it in Young Money. ~_^

Nicki- Or you coulda just rang the door bell that was right here.

Wayne- Or you can shut up or else you not gone be Young Money no more.

Then they went through the gate. Wayne was about to shoot down the door too, but it wasn't locked so that wasn't necessary.

Wayne- I coulda shot it anyway :(

Tyga- Just let it go.

When they got into Melody's house they took an elevator to get to her room.

Wayne- How can she even afford this house. Especially with the money I pay her.

Drake- You don't pay us anything.

Wayne- Exactly.

Finally they found Melody's room. They saw her sleeping in her bed.

Nicki- Aw she looks so cute.

Tyga was looking around in Melody's closet for some reason..

Tyga- Y'all come here and look at her closet. It's hecka big in here!

Nicki- Boy get yo nosy self outta her closet!

Tyga- Alright I'm sorry. Nevermind it's too late.

Then Tyga ran back into her closet. All of a sudden they heard him screaming.

Wayne- What was that all about?

The rest of them walked into the closet. When they got in there they ended up in a jungle looking place. Also they saw what Tyga was screaming at. It was a giant dinosaur.

Dinosaur- Sup

They stared at him for a long time then they started screaming and running away. While, running Drake tripped and fell. The rest of them didn't notice until way later.

Nicki- I just noticed that we left Drake.

Tyga- Do we just leave him behind?

Wayne- Naw man we Young Money! We stick together!

They turned back around to go get but then they saw him get eaten by the dinosaur.

Wayne- But on second thought, I never really liked him.

Tyga- Let's escape through this door that appeared outta nowhere.

Tyga opened the door and they went inside. This room had a bunch of Melody clones lined up against the wall.

Tyga- That's just weird man. :/

Nicki- They're so cute though!

Nicki flipped a light-switch and all the Melody's turned on.

Clones- Hi we're Melody!

They're eyes suddenly turned red and their voices got deeper.

Clones- Bow down to us!!!

Wayne- We ain't gone bow down to you we Young Money! Isn't that right y'all?!

They looked down and saw Nicki bowing down to them.

Nicki- @_@ Hehehe they're so cute.

Tyga- Welp they got her.

The clones started charging toward Wayne and Tyga.

Clones- Bow down to us!!

They escaped out of another door that came out of nowhere.

Tyga- We left Nicki in there. Are we gonna go back for her?

Wayne looked through the door. The clones had Nicki tied up and she was hanging over a giant boiling pot. Some of the clones were cutting up carrots and celery and throwing it into the pot.

Clones- We love you Nicki.

Nicki- @_@ I love y'all too.

Wayne closed the door.

Wayne- I never really liked her.

They turned around and saw that they were in the Super-Mario world.

Tyga- I might actually like this.

One of those tiny bombs with eyeballs were walking around.

Tyga- Aw look how little they are!

Then Tyga picked it up.

Wayne- Don't pick that up stupid.

It was too late because the bomb, and Tyga blew up.

Wayne- I never really liked you.

All of a sudden the ground started shaking and Wayne appeared at a giant stadium. The stadium was floating over a sea of fire. King Bowser came into the stadium.

Wayne- Wtf?

Bowser- If you want your friends back you have to defeat me.

Bowser started breathing fire at Wayne and he ran away.

Wayne- How am I supposed to win if you keep breathing fire at me?!

Bowser- You should ask your friends.

Wayne looked up and he saw a little Melody with angel wings flying in the air.

Angel- Catch this Wayne!

She threw him a guitar. She threw him and amplifier too.

Wayne- Oooooh now we're talkin.

Wayne hooked up the guitar and started playing it. While he was playing Bowser's ears were melting

Bowser- Ahhhhh! =O His guitar playing is so horrible!

Wayne- Hey!!!

Bowser jumped off of the stadium and landed in the sea of fire. The rest of Young Money appeared. Tyga was all burnt from being blown up, Nicki was still tied up, and Drake was all covered in slime since he was eaten.

Drake- I wanna go home now.

Wayne- What's wrong with my guitar playin?

Nicki- @_@ Those little Melody's were so cute!

Just then a door appeared and Melody (the real one) opened it.

Melody- What are you guys doin in my closet?

Then they all just walked and collapsed from exhaustion.

Wayne- This meetin is over. We Are.....man who cares who we are.

All- Who cares who we are.

Wayne- I still wanna know what's wrong with my guitar playin.