Status: this story is also posted on quizilla.com, its now finished
We Are Young Money
We Are in Misery
*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meeting just to say that.....who the heck is you?
Shanell- I'm Shanell idiot. I was in the last chapter.
Wayne- You were?
Shanell- Yea. I was the one that was in jail.
Tyga- So like.....your not gonna be a regular character are you? Cause that would kinda throw things off balance.
Shanell- You people make me sick.
Shanell got up from her seat and left. She slammed the door on her way out.
Drake- Well its nice to see her again. :/
Nicki- I always loved that great attitude she had. :/
Wayne- I don't know what's wrong with y'all, I like her. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
*The Next Day*
For some reason everyone decided to go to the mall together. They walked past a Starbucks.
Shanell- I'm thirsty. Drake go get me a white mocha.
Drake- Girl you better put a "please" on that!
Shanell grabbed Drake by the collar and threw him down the escalator.
Shanell- Tyga go get my white mocha.
Tyga- But I.....
Shanell- Now!!!
Tyga- You just lucky I'm afraid of you!!
Then Tyga ran inside of Starbucks in tears.
Melody- Is she always like this?
Nicki- Yep. And that's why we never take her anywhere.
Wayne- If I had signed her I'd take her everywhere.
Nicki- But you did.....nevermind.
Tyga came back with her coffee.
Tyga- Here's your coffee type thing.
Shanell snatched it from him.
Tyga- Can I get a "thank you"?
Shanell- Can you get out my face?!
Tyga- ^~^ OK.
Shanell walked into another store to buy something. While she was in there the others huddled up.
Tyga- Is she gonna be a regular character, cause I can't take this everyday.
Melody- I haven't known her that long, so I can't really say she's a bad person.
Tyga- Well you'll see for yourself in a little bit.
Nicki- Come on man leave her alone. Her temper got alot better since last time.
Wayne- No matter how bad her temper is at least she ain't as bad as Nicki.
Nicki- What you tryna say?!
Wayne- Since she's Young Money (apparently) she's stayin with us.
Shanell came out of the store.
Shanell- Since we haven't seen each other in a while, how bout we spend the rest of the day together?
Melody- OK that sounds fun! Btw we haven't met yet. My name's Melody.
Shanell- Who invited this raggedy anime character?
Melody- ^_^* Excuse you.
Tyga- Yea this is gonna be a long day.
*At the Park*
Everyone looked at all the animals in the pond.
Melody- The ducks in the pond are so cute!
Shanell- Too bad your not.
Wayne- That was funny Shanell.
Drake- You don't have to mean to Melody. It's not her fault you look like you got punched in the face by Miguel the Gorilla.
Shanell looked at Drake for a long time. Then she whistled.
Shanell- Hey everybody look! It's Drake!
Then everybody turned and looked. They started chasing Drake, and eventually they got him.
Nicki- Well isn't this fun! ^_^
Tyga started crying because he was so scared.
Shanell- Stop cryin you lil punk!
Wayne- I think we gone be good friends.
*At the Red Lobster*
Wayne- So, are you seein anybody?
Shanell- Your face makes me lose my appetite.
The waitress got to their table.
Waitress- So what will you guys be having?
Shanell- Why does it matter to you?!
Tyga- You don't have to be mean to the waitress. She's just tryna take your order.
Shanell- Hey everybody look! It's Tyga!
Then a bunch of fans came and took Tyga away.
Shanell- I think I'll be having the lobster dinner.
*At the Studio*
Drake had two broken arms and a concussion from being attacked by fans. Tyga also had a concussion and a broken leg from being attacked by fans.
Tyga- We gotta get Shanell up outta here.
Drake- Why, are you scared of her?
Tyga- Yea.
Drake- Me too.
Nicki- Aw come on guys she's not that bad.
Melody- Your only sayin that cause your the only one she's not mean too.
Tyga- That's cause they both got that anger problem.
Nicki- I don't got no anger problem. And if you say that again I'm bout to smack yo stupid coconut head off and!!.....
Tyga- o_O"
Nicki- I'm sorry.
Drake- Yea anyways we need to get rid of her.
Melody- But if Wayne likes her how are we supposed to get her to leave?
Just then Wayne walked in with his arm around Shanell. She had a bunch of shopping bags.
Wayne- So how did you like our little shopping trip.
Shanell- You people smell hot toilet bowls.
Then she left the room.
Wayne- Isn't she somethin?
Tyga- If "somethin" means evil, then yea she's definitely somethin.
Melody- I think what Tyga is tryna say is that Shanell is makin us miserable.
Wayne- Y'all not miserable fool! Y'all Young Money! And so is Shanell (apparently), so she's stayin.
Nicki- But you don't even remember hirin her!
Wayne- Honestly I don't remember hirin any of y'all. And there's nothing you can do to make her leave.
Drake reached into one of Shanell's shopping bags and pulled out a receipt. He showed it to Wayne.
Wayne- =O Aw heck no! That girl gotta go! Shanell, get yo unknown unfamous booty in here!!!
Shanell- What do you want?
Wayne- You gotta get up outta here! You can't be up here spendin up all my money, you supposed to be makin me money!!!
Shanell- So do you want me to leave?
All- YES!!!
Shanell- Alright. But you haven't seen the last of me.
Then she took all her bags and left.
Wayne- You still Young Money though!
Melody- For now on lets not have anymore surprise characters.
Just then there was a knock at the door.
Wayne- Melody go answer the door with yo old useless self.
Melody opened the door and it was Lil Twist.
Twist- Yo its Lil Twist!!! I don't got nothin to do with the storyline but I'm here anyway and I'm Lil Twist!!
Wayne walked to the door and slammed it in Lil Twist's face.
Wayne- We're not even gonna deal with that. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
Wayne- I called this meeting just to say that.....who the heck is you?
Shanell- I'm Shanell idiot. I was in the last chapter.
Wayne- You were?
Shanell- Yea. I was the one that was in jail.
Tyga- So like.....your not gonna be a regular character are you? Cause that would kinda throw things off balance.
Shanell- You people make me sick.
Shanell got up from her seat and left. She slammed the door on her way out.
Drake- Well its nice to see her again. :/
Nicki- I always loved that great attitude she had. :/
Wayne- I don't know what's wrong with y'all, I like her. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
*The Next Day*
For some reason everyone decided to go to the mall together. They walked past a Starbucks.
Shanell- I'm thirsty. Drake go get me a white mocha.
Drake- Girl you better put a "please" on that!
Shanell grabbed Drake by the collar and threw him down the escalator.
Shanell- Tyga go get my white mocha.
Tyga- But I.....
Shanell- Now!!!
Tyga- You just lucky I'm afraid of you!!
Then Tyga ran inside of Starbucks in tears.
Melody- Is she always like this?
Nicki- Yep. And that's why we never take her anywhere.
Wayne- If I had signed her I'd take her everywhere.
Nicki- But you did.....nevermind.
Tyga came back with her coffee.
Tyga- Here's your coffee type thing.
Shanell snatched it from him.
Tyga- Can I get a "thank you"?
Shanell- Can you get out my face?!
Tyga- ^~^ OK.
Shanell walked into another store to buy something. While she was in there the others huddled up.
Tyga- Is she gonna be a regular character, cause I can't take this everyday.
Melody- I haven't known her that long, so I can't really say she's a bad person.
Tyga- Well you'll see for yourself in a little bit.
Nicki- Come on man leave her alone. Her temper got alot better since last time.
Wayne- No matter how bad her temper is at least she ain't as bad as Nicki.
Nicki- What you tryna say?!
Wayne- Since she's Young Money (apparently) she's stayin with us.
Shanell came out of the store.
Shanell- Since we haven't seen each other in a while, how bout we spend the rest of the day together?
Melody- OK that sounds fun! Btw we haven't met yet. My name's Melody.
Shanell- Who invited this raggedy anime character?
Melody- ^_^* Excuse you.
Tyga- Yea this is gonna be a long day.
*At the Park*
Everyone looked at all the animals in the pond.
Melody- The ducks in the pond are so cute!
Shanell- Too bad your not.
Wayne- That was funny Shanell.
Drake- You don't have to mean to Melody. It's not her fault you look like you got punched in the face by Miguel the Gorilla.
Shanell looked at Drake for a long time. Then she whistled.
Shanell- Hey everybody look! It's Drake!
Then everybody turned and looked. They started chasing Drake, and eventually they got him.
Nicki- Well isn't this fun! ^_^
Tyga started crying because he was so scared.
Shanell- Stop cryin you lil punk!
Wayne- I think we gone be good friends.
*At the Red Lobster*
Wayne- So, are you seein anybody?
Shanell- Your face makes me lose my appetite.
The waitress got to their table.
Waitress- So what will you guys be having?
Shanell- Why does it matter to you?!
Tyga- You don't have to be mean to the waitress. She's just tryna take your order.
Shanell- Hey everybody look! It's Tyga!
Then a bunch of fans came and took Tyga away.
Shanell- I think I'll be having the lobster dinner.
*At the Studio*
Drake had two broken arms and a concussion from being attacked by fans. Tyga also had a concussion and a broken leg from being attacked by fans.
Tyga- We gotta get Shanell up outta here.
Drake- Why, are you scared of her?
Tyga- Yea.
Drake- Me too.
Nicki- Aw come on guys she's not that bad.
Melody- Your only sayin that cause your the only one she's not mean too.
Tyga- That's cause they both got that anger problem.
Nicki- I don't got no anger problem. And if you say that again I'm bout to smack yo stupid coconut head off and!!.....
Tyga- o_O"
Nicki- I'm sorry.
Drake- Yea anyways we need to get rid of her.
Melody- But if Wayne likes her how are we supposed to get her to leave?
Just then Wayne walked in with his arm around Shanell. She had a bunch of shopping bags.
Wayne- So how did you like our little shopping trip.
Shanell- You people smell hot toilet bowls.
Then she left the room.
Wayne- Isn't she somethin?
Tyga- If "somethin" means evil, then yea she's definitely somethin.
Melody- I think what Tyga is tryna say is that Shanell is makin us miserable.
Wayne- Y'all not miserable fool! Y'all Young Money! And so is Shanell (apparently), so she's stayin.
Nicki- But you don't even remember hirin her!
Wayne- Honestly I don't remember hirin any of y'all. And there's nothing you can do to make her leave.
Drake reached into one of Shanell's shopping bags and pulled out a receipt. He showed it to Wayne.
Wayne- =O Aw heck no! That girl gotta go! Shanell, get yo unknown unfamous booty in here!!!
Shanell- What do you want?
Wayne- You gotta get up outta here! You can't be up here spendin up all my money, you supposed to be makin me money!!!
Shanell- So do you want me to leave?
All- YES!!!
Shanell- Alright. But you haven't seen the last of me.
Then she took all her bags and left.
Wayne- You still Young Money though!
Melody- For now on lets not have anymore surprise characters.
Just then there was a knock at the door.
Wayne- Melody go answer the door with yo old useless self.
Melody opened the door and it was Lil Twist.
Twist- Yo its Lil Twist!!! I don't got nothin to do with the storyline but I'm here anyway and I'm Lil Twist!!
Wayne walked to the door and slammed it in Lil Twist's face.
Wayne- We're not even gonna deal with that. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
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sorry lil twist fans. stay tuned for more adventures of young money