Things I Do for Idiots

"Bite you're lip when you're happy, chew on it when you're nervous and pout it when you're upset," he said

"You pay that much attention to my lips?" I asked raising my eyebrows.

"Well, I'm not going to lie, yes I do!" he said laughing

"You are so perverted," I said laughing

"But you like that about me, because you to are perverted," he said

"Am not!" I said shocked

"Are too, you like to make me hot, seriously the mall? Last Tuesday when you licked my neck because I called you a brat," he said

"Oh, is that perverted? I thought that was flirting," I said scratching my head.

"I don't know, it's one of the two," he said shrugging.

"What are we going to do Brian?" I asked

"What do you mean? About us? Keep seeing each other I hope," he said rubbing my leg.

"I do too, but we can't hide it for long," I said

"Why hide it?" he asked

"Because I'm seven years younger than you, and I'm Matt's sister, that's why!" I said

"It worked for Joel and Hilary," he mumbled

"Do I look like Hilary? No I don't think so," I said

"No, I was just saying," he said shrugging.

"Let's hide it as long as we can? How about that?" I asked

"Like a game?" he asked

"Sure, that works," I said shrugging.

"Yeah," he said smiling

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"Where we you? We couldn't find you anywhere after everyone passed out," Rachel asked as I walked with her and Terry to the cafeteria, I shrugged and shook my head.

"No clue," I mumbled

"You know where, where were you?" Terry asked getting close to my face so I couldn't look away.

"Someplace," I mumbled

"You had sex didn't you?" Rachel asked in shock.

"What? No!" I lied

"You suck at lying," Terry mumbled shaking his head as he grabbed a tray.

"Who with?" Rachel asked smiling as she grabbed a tray.

"Promise not to tell the guys?" I asked

"Promise," they both said turning to me, I knew they were extremely trustworthy.

"Brian," I whispered grabbing a salad

"Holy shi-" Rachel yelled but Terry clapped his hand over her mouth.

"Be quiet, God you loudmouth!" Terry whispered, he let go and looked at me.

"He's, like a lot older than you Gee," he said, his nickname for me, Gee, like at the end of Payge.

"I know, but, I'm eighteen," I mumbled

"Oh, he's too old for you, sound familiar?" Rachel asked

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It just kind of happened," I said as we all walked to our table, Judy and Samantha was already there. "Don't say a thing."

"Payge had sex," Rachel said quietly to Samantha and Judy, I whined as Terry slapped her arm lightly.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" he asked staring at Rachel, who grinned and shrugged.