Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?

This happens to be a story I wrote for a contest last year. Putting it up for a bit of a test! x'D

Here's the proper summary, and the prompt I was given;

PROMPT-
Military AU! Pete is a lieutenant with a little too much swish in his march, and Patrick's the mess hall cook he's got his eye on. Don't ask, don't tell.

Lieutenant Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III would never say that he was... that way. Of course it wasn't like he had to. Any half brained twit could probably tell. Troop 27 wasn't lacking in the brain department. Troop 27 also wasn't lacking in the great chef department.

And said great chef, Patrick V. M. Stump, unintentionally made sure that Pete wasn't lacking in the "hot and bothered" department.

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