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Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am
An unfortunate event leaves Ferin Hamilton wounded both physically and emotionally. But eight months later while on the mend, her best friend (who happens to be Johnny Knoxville's girlfriend) offers her a chance to vacation in West Chester, PA, home of the infamous Bam Margera. She decides it couldn't hurt, but she quickly realizes her little vacation may turn out to be way more than she bargained for.
** I do not own any celebrity in this story or anything related to them. This story is 100% fiction and the story line and other characters belong to me. Do Not Steal.**
(c) 2008 TequilaBodyShots. All Rights Reserved.
"*prostrates self at your feet* oh most high powered one with best of all bam stories... this effing rocked!!" - i_love_rolo_cookies
"One of the most interesting Bam fanfics on this site." - empires
"This is brilliant, you capture each character so well. You actually made me laugh out loud a few times, something of a rarity when I'm reading. I love DiCo's antics. Well done." - JarrahDreamer
"I have officially become addicted to your story. I love it. It is truly the best or one of the best I have ever read. And I've read alot." - brittaney.
"Ahahaa, Vito is great. I love how you managed to capture how he talks even when you're writing. Awesome." - holyfroraytoro
"This is the second time ive read this story!! i just LOVE IT!" - almost.easy
"Totally awesome story! It is never dull, which is a problem i run into with a lot of stories... which is then proven by "can anything be boring with Bam? it is a question i think about... lol. but like i said its good, very well written and A-Fricking-MAZING!!!" - NeverXUnderstoodXIt
"I am loving this story!!! You're an amazing writer and i seriously can't wait to read more!! Serisouly amazing!" - KMRuvalcaba
- Welcome To The Jungle
- You Should Know How It Always Ends
- Assuming Makes You Look Like An Ass, Not Me
- I'll Never Make That Mistake Again
- Denial Of A Discovery
- Finnish Gods
- The Less, The Better
- A Welcome Home
- Of Course Love
- Just Incase You Need Backup
- Whuddya Mean It's Dunfeedvito Bam?!?
- I'm A Tough Girl
- Advice Is What Best Friends Are For
- Un***ing Believable
- We'll Let You Swim For Free
- You Pissed Bam Off
- Want Some Company?
- Revenge Is Sweet
- Play With Fire, You're Gonna Get Burned
- Grand Theft Auto
- You Live, You Learn
- Fairman's Skate, Snow And Surf
- Family Photo
- Lick, Shoot, Suck
- Cow Bells
- West Chester AKA Home
- Let's Get A Party Goin
- Booze, Bunnies And The Used
- No Privacy In This House
- No Shit Sherlock
- Bottled Happiness
- R.V. Recreational Vehicle Or Ruins Vacations?
- Rain, Rain Go Away
- Goodnight Wishes
- Pimp Our...Rides??
- Letting You Go With A Warning
- Adult Store Goodies
- Only Number One, Not Number Two
- It's All Legal Like
- MotoX
- Holy Dear Jesus
- Jenn?
- What The Hell?
- She's Back
- Hard On Both Of You
- Drink Like A Mad Man
- Don'tTell Bam
- N.N.
- Because I'm Allowed
- Remembering Cody
- Welcome To The Playboy Mansion
- Drive-By Passing
- Still A Little Weird
- See You When I Get Home
- You Have No Idea
- That's The Last Thing We Need
- Call In Reinforcements
- Jackass Is More Like It
- Fun Hater
- Naw It's Good
- Part Mine
- Being An Ass
- Something Better
- Sincere As They Come
- I Like This Idea
- Party Planners