10 Written Letters but Never Sent

Dear Theater Bicycle (aka Acorn)

"Theater bicycle; everyone gets a ride"~ Chipmunk

Well let me start this out why I call you "acorn" behind your back. My friend and I came up with names for people we don't like. First it started with this one kid I use to like, and then she liked him. He had somewhat chubby cheeks, and she was like "He has chipmunk cheeks!" and that is how he got his name. He and you had "relations" during one of our shows. You liked him and we assumed he liked her, in result chipmunks like acorns, so thats how you got your name. Also, you went after my (because of you) ex-boyfriend. He sort of looks like a squirrel, weird analogy, i know. You kept hitting on him during the shows too, so squirrels (him) like acorns (you), due to the fact that he dumped me for you. Also you are sort of shaped like an acorn. Hello fatass! We are what people call "frenemies". I smile and say hi to you when I see you. Then I talk bad about you behind your back, cause I'm pretty sure you do that to me too. I f**king hate you!

Sincerely,
the girl who wants to punch you in the face