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All is Fair in Love and Hate: A Hundred Letters
To that chick who's underwear we can all see:
Dear bitch,
You know what? You have to get off your high horse, and realize that no boy actually likes you. They all think you're a slut. Trust me, I've talked to them. They don't like your type - the fake type that plaster their faces with makeup until they don't even look like a human. And I quote, "she looks like a fucking alien." No joke, that boy you really like, yea, he said that. Now, will you please pull up your goddamn itty-bitty shorts, put on a fucking jacket, wash off that war paint you slather all over your face, and get an ounce of self-respect?
kthxbai.
You know what? You have to get off your high horse, and realize that no boy actually likes you. They all think you're a slut. Trust me, I've talked to them. They don't like your type - the fake type that plaster their faces with makeup until they don't even look like a human. And I quote, "she looks like a fucking alien." No joke, that boy you really like, yea, he said that. Now, will you please pull up your goddamn itty-bitty shorts, put on a fucking jacket, wash off that war paint you slather all over your face, and get an ounce of self-respect?
kthxbai.