The FMX Couple

It’s Saturday morning and you are sitting outside watching Blake play on the ground while they are doing things with the guys’ farther out.

“I don’t like the other girl” You said.
“You mean Lexi?” Susan said.
“Yes I don’t like her”
“Why not”
“I don’t know, I just don’t like her”

Your phone rings. You grab it and its Bilko.

“Get in the truck now” Bilko said.
“What, Bilko I’m haven’t gone yet, I really don’t want to do it again”
“Sheila go it’s fine”
“ok”

He hangs up. You stand up and Blake looks at you.

“We are leaving” You told him.
“What you got nothing done” Marissa said.
“Bilko was yelling, and he is beyond pissed, so I just thinking it’s better to go on with what he wants”
“Yeah ok bye, here let me help you” Susan said.
“Thanks”

She grabs Blake and you get his bag and she grabs your bag and throws everything in the back. You put Blake in his seat. Bilko comes and carry you in and put you in the seat. He gets in and drove home. Bilko walk out of the truck once you go home and look at you.

“Stay here, I unpack and we go somewhere to get lunch” Bilko said.
“Ok honey” You said.

He goes and unloads everything in the garage he gets back in and drove somewhere. You get out and see it has a kangaroo on the sign.

“What is this?” You ask.
“An Australian restaurant” Bilko said.
“Do they serve Kangaroo?”
“No, it’s illegal in the US”

You look at Bilko and he kisses your lips.

“Have you had some” You ask.
“Yeah so you have. Mum cooked it before, but Tommy figured it better not to tell you” Bilk said.
“I ate Skippy”
“Oh the little mate is asleep”
“It’s his nap time”

Bilko smile and kiss your lips. You get out and Bilko meet you at the front of the truck and kiss your lips.

“Let’s go Shelia” Bilko said.
“What happen?” You ask.
“She hit on me then she moved where there where no one and tried to kiss me. Deegan saw wondering what was going on, and she said something like I ask for it, and then she start insulting you, so I almost hit her and Deegan said I need to get lunch”
“Ok are you fine?”
“Yeah”

You kiss Bilko forehead and hug him tight.

“I love you Bilko” You said.
“I love you too, food time” Bilko said.
“Ok”

You guys order food and Todd came with Kayla. You all greet one and other. They sit at the table and Bilko look at Kayla.

“The other photographer didn’t come did she?” Bilko ask.
“No she had other job, so I finish up. I just need some of you, Blair and Twitch” Kayla said.
“Oh that’s cool” You said.

“He is so cute” Kayla said looking at Blake.
“Thank you”
“No problem, why you guys leave anyways”
“To get food, so little Blake won’t be awaken by the car, and he have a good nap” You said.
“Is that why he is asleep now” Todd ask.
“Yes Todd it’s nap time for him”
“Oh how cute”
“Bilko hit him for me”
“Sure thing Sheila” Bilko said.

Bilko Hit Todd over the head and kiss Blake’s forehead.

“So are you guys back together?” You ask.
“We going to talk about it” Todd said.
“That’s cool”

“Mamma” Blake said in a tired voice.
“Yes buddy” You said.
“Moo Moo”
“Let’s see Troopa” Bilko said.
“Dadda” Blake wined.

You laugh a little since Blake wave his arms away and turn towards you more.

“Ha ha son, I see how it is” Bilko said.
“I still love you Bilko” You said.
“Thank you Sheila”
“Dadda shut” Blake said.

You laugh and Bilko looks at him.

“He sleeping, give him a break” You said.
“Yeah yeah”

You kiss Bilko lips and kiss Blake’s forehead. You guys talk and you go back to Brian’s. Brian smile and hugs you.

“Hi” Brian said.
“What?” You said.
“Nothing”
“No what is it?”
“Just come in the office”
“Ok sure thing”

You go in and Marissa grabs Blake.

“No Momma”
“She going to take you to Haiden ok buddy?”
“Ok”

You kiss his forehead and sit down in their office you look at Josh and he smiles at you.

“What going on Brian?” You ask.
“While I notice that you do no press for nothing innless you are at a race” Brian said.
“Not true”
“That is universal, not for a certain sponsor”
“I been a little bust and I hate Press it is stupid”
“Yeah so you doing ask me a question”

You grab your phone and call Bilko.

“Yes Sheila” Bilko said.
“I don’t want to” You said.
“Don’t want to do what?”
“Do ask me a question, make me not do it”
“I see what I do, give it to Brian”

You hand it to Brian. He talks to Bilko and smile at you before he hangs up. He hands you your phone.

“Your husband agreed this is good thing” Brian said.
“I thinks this is stupid thing” You said.
“Oh you speaking like an Assuie already”
“Let’s get it over with”
“Good, you and Josh are doing it”
“I figure that”

They gave you a microphone and you see a camera and Don.

“Hello Blair” Don said.
“Hey Don, we doing it in here?” You ask.
“Yeah, you are all nice and pregnant”
“Yeah thanks”
“Here you go Blair” Brian said.

You look and Brian threw a hat at you. You smile seeing a fox Monster hat.

“Thanks Brian” You said.
“No problem”

You put it on and look at Don.

“We ready start whenever Blair” Don said.
“Why don’t you start Grant I got nothing” You said.
“Thanks, I don’t have a lot either” Josh said.
“Welcome”

He grabs the mic and look at you.

“So how is the shoulder feeling from the fall at x-fighters?” Josh asks.
“It’s good got all heal. It doesn’t hurt at all, but it hurt a little at x-games form the practicing and all but it was still healing” You said.
“That’s good to hear, your turn”
“So how does Muscle Milk really taste”

Josh laughs and looks at you.

“It’s like a energy drink and I know most of them are bad beside Monster but it has caffeine and I can’t have it while pregnant, but it’s really good and I really want some. So how does it taste?” You ask.
“It tastes really good kinda like milk” Josh said.
“What kind of milk?”
“The blue top”

You laugh and smile in to the camera.

“He doesn’t do the shopping, your turn Grant” You said.
“Who dose the shopping at your house?” Josh said.
“Often time Bilko and me do it together, but lately because he believes I can’t do anything he does everything. Jacko dose it sometimes when he is out here”
“Jacko still lives with you guys?” Josh asks.
“Yeah he is back home in Australian so he isn’t there anymore”
“Dose he live with you guys while you guys are out there also”
“No that will just be stupid hey it was my turn not cool”
“Sorry Blair”
“Thank you”

“So let’s get back on topic, how do you fell being one of the few MX riders on the Mulisha?” You ask.
“It’s really wired but a lot of the riders started in MX so they are a lot of help to me, and the compound got really good course” Josh said.
“I get other question. Will you ever do Speed and Style again after getting last place this year?”
“Maybe but I’m not ready, I’m not stylish”
“Yeah, and not speedy either”
“Thanks Blair, do you see yourself moving down under?”
“Not really, the backyard is limited and not kid friendly. Do you think you got the Monster Cup in your hand?”
“Yeah, I’m right up there with Chad Red and Ryan D, why did you blow up right when the Mulisha sign you?”
“Because there was a girl who saw that I could kick the others riders and kept hurting me the first three weeks but she got pulled out because it was shown that she was the cause to all my accidents and it almost killed me and she knocked me out for the rest of that season and the next one, and the injuries kept me out of Free style also”
“That’s interesting”
“Thank you”

“What do you think is the largest Gummy bear you can get on the Internet?” You ask.
“No I don’t I say 9 pounds?” Josh said.
“No it’s 5 pounds”
“Why do you know this?”
“Todd thought Bilko should have gotten me that at one point”

“How many times do you what to kill Potter?” Josh asks.
“Um never, typical it’s just beat the shit out of him” You said.

“Blair” Twitch said.
“Twitch” Don said.
“Hey Don”
“We doing ask me a question”
“With these two, it be funny to watch”
“Yes it is”

“What you need Twitch anyways?” You ask.
“Warp it up, and Bilko wanted to make sure you not stress” Twitch said.
“No stress where is he?”
“Doing pictures”
“Ok”
“Get back to the thing guys” Don said.
“Ok Don”

“But for everything Todd does to annoy me, he helps me out a lot, I got a lot to thank him for” You said.
“Yeah so my last question is will you try and do x-games?” Josh asks.
“I don’t know, I’m due in April and that just 3 months to x-games it would have been fine if he is my first but I got little Blake to worry about and not letting me sleep”
“Mamma” Blake screams.

Blake comes in.

“And there is the little guy himself” You said.

He comes and you pick him up.

“Say bye Blake” You said.
“Hooroo” Blake said.

You laugh and kiss Blake’s cheek.

“He is a little cute guy a lot like his farther” You said.
“Daddy” Wyatt said.

Wyatt comes and Josh picks him up.

“Say see you later Transworld” Josh said.
“See you later Transworld, I got a owwie” Wyatt said.

“And we done, that’s cute” Don said.
“What?” you ask.
“The kids, you can see you are both good parents”
“Ok, what you need Buddy”
“Ride Ride” Blake said.
“We didn’t bring your bike, you want to see if Todd will let you ride with him”
“Is that a good idea” Don ask.
“Yeah, I really do trust Todd, he is good with kids”
“Yeah I guess”

You laugh and try to get up.

“Need help?” Josh ask you.
“Yeah” You said.

Josh helps you up.

“Thanks Josh” You said.
“No problem” Josh said.

You go outside and Todd looks at you.

“What’s up?” You ask.
“Bilko is making this take forever” Todd said.
“Why?”
“He is just pissed off”

“Todd Ride” Blake said.
“You bought his bike” Todd ask.
“No, but did you?”
“No Twitch did”
“is he here”
“Doing his shoot, the other girl is here again”
“Wonderful, where is Bilko”
“Over there”

You smile and go over to Bilko. He came up and hugs you. He nuzzled his head in your shoulder.

“I don’t like her” Bilko mumble.
“I know but put on a truly happy face it be better and you can leave her alone ok” You said.
“Ok, hey Blake”
“Dadda” Blake said.

Bilko kiss his forehead then yours.

“I love you Blair” Bilko said.
“I love you too” You said.

Bilko smiles and kiss your lips. You pull away and smile at him.

“Go take pictures” You said.
“Stay please” Bilko ask.
“Sure thing I sit on your bike”
“Ok”

You go and sit sideways on his bike.

“Ride Mamma” Blake said.
“Mamma can’t ride buddy” You said.
“Ride Ride”
“This is too big for you buddy, maybe dad will take you after he finish”

You look and you see Bilko smiling but he is looking at you.

“That’s better Bilko, but your hat is messed up, here let me fix it”
“No it’s fine”

He messed with it. You laugh since he made it worse.

“Come here love, I fix it I can see it” You said.
“Ok” Bilko said.

He comes and grabs Blake. You fix his hair and kiss his lips.

“There you go Love” You said.
“Thank you, what he wants?” Bilko ask.
“He wants to ride”
“I take you for a little ride once I’m ok Troopa”
“Yep” Blake said.
“Good, be good for Mum”
“Yep”

Bilko kiss your lips and Kayla came and smile at you.

“Um have you gone yet?” Kayla asks.
“Nope” You said.
“Is Bilko almost done?”
“Yeah, see” The girl said.
“Thanks for coming Lexi” Kayla said.
“No problem Kayla”
“You can go now if you want, I finish up with Blair”
“Ok, yeah I go”

“Let go you can sit in front of the wall in the shop, I made some of the other guys do things in the shop, so it’s no wired” Kayla said.
“Thanks” You said.
“No problem”

You get up and Bilko took Blake.

“Be safe Bilko” You said.
“I will I got my Joey here” Bilko said.
“Yeah”

Bilko kiss your forehead.

“Here let me help you, you fine walking there” Bilko ask.
“Yeah I’m good” You said.
“Ok, don’t stress her out to much”
“Of course not” Kayla said.

Bilko grab your hand and help you step down. You kiss his lips.

“Don’t stress her Kayla” Bilko said again.
“I won’t” Kayla said.

You guys go to the shop and you sit down in front of the sign. She took pictures and show you. Bilko comes in with Blake who is laughing.

"What so funny?" You said.
"Todd all Wet" Blake said.
"We push Potter in the pool" Bilko explain.
"Why are you guys being mean to him?"
"Todd mean" Blake stated.
"He was shooting his mouth off saying he was better at 360 then me."

You shake your head and kiss Bilko's cheek.

"I'm done right?" You ask.
"Yeah I see you guys sometime" Kayla said.
"Alright bye Kayla"
"Bye"

She leaves and Bilko kiss your forehead.

"Come on let's go home some one needs a nap" Bilko said.
"NO" Blake said.
"Blake I was talking about Mum"
"Mommy go to bed?"
"Doesn't she look tired"
"Dadda tried"

You laugh and Blake kiss your forehead.

"Aww thanks Baby let's go home and get to bed" You said.
"Ok"

You go to the truck and sit down in the front. Bilko comes and smiles at you.

"How are you felling?" Bilko ask.
"Good Bilko"

Bilko drove home and you fall asleep as soon as you lay down on your bed.