The FMX Couple

You are putting make up on and Blake comes in the bathroom.

“Momma” Blake said.
“Yes Buddy?” You ask.
“You Going?”
“Yeah”
“No please stay”

You look at him, he starts tearing up.

“Blake why are you crying I be back when you wake up for your nap or soon after” You said.
“No Rob Come and” Blake said.

He starts crying harder. You got down and warp your arms around him and rub his back.

“Baby its ok I be back” You said in a calming voice.
“No you leave” Blake shot back.
“Blake I will be back. I’m just going over to Twitch’s house for Two hours”
“No leave like Dada did”
“I’m not going to leave for days baby just for a little bit like I do when I go shopping?”

He looks at you and shakes his head then run outside. You sigh and finish your make up and go downstairs you see Bilko feeding Bryce on the chair.

“Why is Blake crying and saying his mum doesn’t love him?” Bilko ask.
“He doesn’t want me to go to the baby shower” You said.
“Why?”
“Because he is afraid that I be gone like you are, so where is he?”
“Under his chair, bur what do we do?”
“I see if I can calm him then you come up with something if that don’t work”
“Ok”

You go and remove the beanbag chair and see Blake. He looks at you.

“Go!” Blake yells at you.
“Blake, come here” You said.
“No”
“Blake come on stop being a brat”
“I don’t love you”

You look hurt and shake your head.

“Why don’t you love me Blake?” You ask hurt.
“You don’t love me” Blake said.
“But Blake I love you”
“You going to leave”
“I be back before dinner”
“You love Bryce not me”
“No I love both of you guys Blake”
“But”
“Come here”

He comes and hugs on to your neck. He sniffles.

“Bryce is part of the family just because someone new come in the family doesn’t mean I don’t love you any less” You said.
“But Daddy left” Blake said trying to not cry.
“For his bike not because he didn’t love us and he came back. Right?”
“For Bryce”
“Not only Bryce but for you and me too and I be back”
“I love you Mommy”
“I love you too can I have a kiss now before I get back to get ready as an ok that you be good for daddy when I’m at Twitch’s?”

He kisses your check and got drool on your cheek. Bilko laughs and Blake smiles at him.

“Good thing I just put on make-up around my eyes” You said.
“You don’t need it” Bilko said.
“Yeah because I want people worrying about the fact I left the house without make up and look like I haven’t slept in days”
“Because you really haven’t”

You smile and kiss Bilko lips.

“You thought your boy to do that” You said.
“It pissed Todd off to no end” Bilko said.

You sigh and go upstairs and did your hair so there a braid off the side and go downstairs. You look at Blake and he runs up to you.

“Bye Momma” Blake said with a smile.
“Bye Baby. Be good for Dad ok?” You said.
“Yes Momma”

You kiss his forehead then go over to Bilko and kiss Bryce forehead then Bilko’s lips.

“Be a father Bilko” You said.
“I will Shelia” Bilko said.
“Good I have my phone”
“Go on to the party and have fun with the other Sheilas”
“Ok Bye Bilko”
“Bye”

You kiss Bilko’s lips and go outside and drive to Twitch’s house. You get out and Twitch smiles at you.

“Some guys are riding here?” You ask.
“No I was told to get out. We are going to go ride some tracks should we go over and see Bilko?” Jeremy asks.
“No Blake is going to bed after he eats lunch”
“The guys should just go over and see Bilko”
“No don’t do that”

Susan came and look at you.

“What you scaring her with Jer?” Susan said.
“Going over and have a guy party at her house. Why is that bad?” Jeremy asks.
“I have a premature baby. He can get super sick so he doesn’t leave the house and a house full of dusty boys” You said.
“But yet Grant got to come over and he is the worst then any of us are”
“He was out of the house, and he didn’t come back in once he went out and he never saw Bryce”
“So you seen him, Bilko, Rob, Jacko who else?”
“Ronnie, Ashley, and Todd and I didn’t object you and the girls going there I object you throwing a party at my house”
“There one at Deegan’s anyways Jer” Susan said.
“Yeah whatever knowing Ronnie he is coming and making sure Bilko got everything?” Jeremy said.
“No he will come by once he knows this is done and check up on everything come on” You said.
“True he doesn’t care about Bilko and knows that Bilko will call you if you have anything trouble”
“Daddy say bye to Blair. We going to Build-A-Bear” Katrina said.
“Yay Build-A-Bear” Sav said.
“I thought we go get some trails” Jeremy said.
“No Build-A-Bear Daddy you promise” Katrina said.
“What about after we go to the tracks?”
“No Build-A-Bear” Sav demanded.
“Yeah Daddy” Susan said.

“Where the Baby at?” Sav ask.
“At home he is too little to leave the house” You said.
“Is he ok?” Katrina ask.
“Yeah is fine Thank you for the concern Katrina”
“Daddy we make a build a bear for the baby” Sav said.
“Yeah we should Daddy” Katrina said.
“What his name again?” Jeremy ask.
“Bryce”
“Bryce Williams”
“Yep”
“Daddy” Katrina said.
“Bye Jer” Susan said.

Susan kisses his lips and he looks at you. You smile and wave to Katrina. Sav came and hug you.

“Bye Blair’ Sav said.
“Bye Sav have fun at Build-A-Bear” You said.
“Ok Come on daddy”
“Bye Twitch”
“Bye Blair” Jeremy said.

You wave to him and he flips you off from his back so his girls don’t see.

“Hey be nice Jeremy” You said.
“Whatever” Jeremy said.
“Come on inside everyone in here” Susan said.
“Sorry about being late” You said.
“It’s ok forgot?”
“Nope, Blake didn’t want me to go”
“Oh I see, but he was fine when you left?”
“Yeah he thought I love Bryce and not him anymore”

You go in to the living room area and the Wives all smile at you.

“How long ago did you give birth?” Lindsay asks.
“A little over a month” you said.

You look down and feel ugly.

“Now how the hell do you do it?” Amy asks.

You look at Amy confuse.

“Come on you can’t tell us you never notice after the first month you are back to the body before” Casey said.
“I just I don’t know” You said.

Marissa comes and hugs you.

“We just shocked that you can do that after three pregnancies and more than anything the fact that you don’t notice” Marissa said.
“I been a little busy plus I haven’t lost all the weight my clothes are not fitting the best” You said.
“You look like you lost it and not like you are pregnant which after a month most moms still like a little pregnant”
“If you say so”

“Sit down right there Blair” Susan told you.
“Yes Susan” You said.

You sit in the chair and look at Susan.

“There will be no games right?” you ask.
“Of course there will be games.” Amy said.
“I’m not pregnant and I can run to my house easily before you had the chance to pull out of the drive way”
“Ha ha” Susan said.
“I can take Jeremy’s bike too”
“Nope still games”

You get up and Lauren looks at you.

“Blair come on they are not that bad” Lauren said.
“Didn’t you like your bridal shower? I didn’t do this to you at it” you said.
“It be fun come on I got the games together there nothing to stupid”
“And you can be a part of it and not just sit out because Bilko is thinking you are going to give birth” Dara said.
“He wasn’t afraid of early deliver he was scared of it dying because of the first one” Lauren said.
“Fine nothing to do with Poop and food I have a quick stomach right now” You said.
“Ok first thing first is Baby Animal”
“What that?”
“Pick two people Blair?”
“Um why?”
“Just do it”
“Tell me why Lauren”
“No”
You pout and Point to Ashley and Casey.

“Ok that is your team then Marissa, Lindsay, and Amy is team two and team three is me Susan and Dara” Lauren said.
“Sounds good” Marissa said.
“How do we play? Is it stupid?” You ask.
“No Blair, here is a paper and write down the baby name to each animal”
“Are kangaroos on it?”
“Yes here you are”

You smile and look at the paper then go and sit next to Casey.

“Hi” You said.
“You like me more than them?” Casey asks.
“Yeah Lauren is evil today so is Susan. If they weren’t doing this they be my picks”
“Why not Amy?”
“Nope I like you and here you go”
“So Joey right for Kangaroo?” Ashley asks.
“Yes” Casey said.
“What about Horse?”
“Fawn” You said.
“Here you go miss smart pants I think you know this better than me”

You look and the animals and put everything in and hand it to Ashley.

“You got anything else to add?” You ask.
“Frog is a tadpole not Froglet” Ashley said.
“No that is a different thing”
“Tadpoles turn in to a frog”

You look at Ashley and Lauren grabs the paper.

“Hey get it back” You said.
“Time up the ringer went off” Lauren said.
“So it’s Food time” You said.
“No it’s not Food time” Susan said.
“But it’s after noon”
“So?”
“I eat lunch at Noon”
“Why?”
“If it’s much later I risk Blake falling asleep at the table or he not takes a nap”

“When is his nap time?” Amy asks.
“12: 20 to 12:40” you said.
“Depends on when he eating?”
“You got him on a nap time?” Susan said.
“Nope he just falls asleep when he is tired it’s between those times. Blake is a good baby most of the time”
“Froglet?” Lauren ask.
“I don’t know Ashley said it’s tadpole but that”
“Is right”
“NO that is different animal” You said.
“Tadpoles turn in to a frog good you got Kangaroo”
“Yeah because my kids are called them no matter what I tell everyone”
“You don’t like them calling your kids Joey’s do you?” Amy ask.
“Nope Bilko promise to stop calling them Joey’s while I’m pregnant”
“How did you get that?” Susan asks.
“If he didn’t the girl name will be Fanny”

Amy starts laughing and shaking her head.

“What does that mean for the Aussies?” Casey asks.
“Vagina so of course Bilko was not happy and know I will name her that if he didn’t stop that” You said.
“That is how you get Bilko to bend like he does?” Marissa said.
“If he is stubborn about it like his Lingo the kind of things you see is just how he is because Bilko is sweet”
“We say Whipped” Dara Jones siad.
“He prefers Husband” Lauren said.
“NO that if he was called a lost Puppy dog” You said.
“So he is aware that he gives in to you?” Marissa said.
“More then you guys are”

Your phone rings, so you look and see its Bilko.

“What up?” You ask.
“Blair” Susan said.
“It’s Bilko” You said.
“Sheila, I lost Blake” Bilko said.
“What do you mean you lost Blake?” You ask.
“I put Bryce down while he ate lunch and he gone. I checked everywhere”

There is a light knock on the door. Susan gets it and you see Blake looking at you.

“Did you look through the house?” You ask again.
“Yeah, I’m scared” Bilko said.
“He knows how to get to Twitch’s house since he came over here”
“I’m sorry Shelia”
“it’s fine take care of Bryce ok”
“Ok”

Bilko hangs up and you go and look at Blake in the eye.

“I low you” Blake said.

You look at Marissa not knowing what to do.

“Um I don’t know what to do about this” Marissa said.
“Momma” Blake said.

He hugs you and starts wimping. You warp your arms around him and rub his back.

“Why did you leave the house baby?” You ask.
“You left” Blake said.
“You going to take a nap”
“No”

“Can I lay him somewhere?” You ask Susan.
“Yeah Sav bed is low in the ground” Susan said.
“Thanks”

You go down to Sav room and sit on the bed.

“Don’t leave” Blake said.
“You are taking a nap and then when we wake up we are going home and you will tell dad you sorry”
“Don’t leave”
“Baby I will be right out here while you are in this bed”
“Ok”

You lay him down and kiss his head.

“Sleep tight” You said.

Blake closes his eyes and you go out to the main room. You sit down and let a sigh come out.

“Hey it’s ok Blair he came here” Susan said.
“He open the door, he walked here” You said.
“How old is he?” Dara ask.
“One and something months”
“Holy shit he going to be a trouble maker” Casey said.
“A bigger one then the one he is now you mean?”
“Was this worst?”
“He done so far he is a mini Bilko. God I have to put him on a leash or he going to get himself killed being in a town and not farm town”

You lean your head back and someone pat your leg.

“I’m sure he won’t be as bad as Bilko for one thing he typical listens to you and Bilko doesn’t always listen to Sandra” Amy said.
“Thanks Ams” You said.
“No problem”
“Food time now?”
“Yes” Susan said.

You talk to the girls and eat then open the presents you put them in the car and go over and see Blake sitting on the bed.

“Ready to go home Baby?” You said.
“Yes” Blake said.

He runs and you pick him up. You say bye to everyone and drive home. Bilko comes and look at you. You smile and take Blake out and Bilko looks at the ground.

“Go tell daddy Sorry and you love him” You said.

He runs to Bilko and you smile at them then go and Bilko hugs you.

“Aww he crying why?” You ask.
“I made you mad” Blake said.
“Oh ok”
“Here go inside I get the shit out” Bilko said.
“Thanks Bilko. It’s all dippers, clothes and pacifiers”

Bilko smiles and you go inside with Blake and go in the living room. You look and see Blake sleeping. You smile and put Blake in his crib upstairs. You go in your room and start putting clothes away.

“Why must they give him Rockstar things?” Bilko ask.
“Because they think that they can get to our kids”

Bilko laughs and put the dippers where they go. He picks you up and lay down on the bed.

“I’m sorry Shelia” Bilko said.
“He is your kid Bilko” You said.
“I know I just feel like a bad father I couldn’t give you two hours without having to call you and you can go with a week without you”
“I had help all the time Bilko. Jacko was always around, so was Todd as well as Rob then Ronnie came and help”

There is a knock you go down and you see Sav in Twitch arms.

“I want to give Bryce his teddy bear” Sav said.
“Let me go get him” You said.

You go to the crib and Grab Bryce who was chilling form just waking up. You go and Sav comes and hold out a teddy bear to him.

“Here you go Bryce. Welcome to the world” Sav said.
“Thank you Sav” You said.
“He doesn’t want it daddy”
“He just woke up and not in to playing with anything right now but he will want it when he’s older I’m sure”
“OK”

“And Jeremy don’t put things under someone like Jacko’s name I know the kid’s writing as well as my and Bilko I know you gave him the Rockstar jersey that seem to have a bigger pair?”
“Dame it”
“I didn’t tell susan”
“She hate me for that Bye”
“Bye Twitch”

Jeremy leaves with Sav and you go inside and put the bear in Blake’s room then go and go in yours and Bilko’s room.

“Look Bryce all your presents” You said.
“Who the hell got him Chad jersey” Bilko said.
“Seth to mess oh wait till you see what Twitch got them”
“What?”

You hold out the Rockstar jerseys then Bilko groans.

“Why must everyone be on Rockstar” Bilko said.
“Because they are all crazy” You said.

Bilko laughs and you talk to him while he plays with Bryce and you put everything away.