The FMX Couple

It’s the day that Bilko is leaving for Russian and you are looking at plane tickets for you and the kids. Brooke came in and looks at you.

“What you looking at?” Brooke asks.
“Home or Russia” You said.
“Russia, you need to be with him. I know you going to regret not going with him”
“True thanks”
“No problem, but get ready we leaving soon”
“Yeah thanks Brooke”
“No problem”

You go out to yours and Bilko room and see him packing his bags. You sit in his suite case. He looks at you and laughs. You smile and he picks you up and kisses your lips.

“What you need Blair?” Bilko ask.
“Can I come with you to Russia” You ask.
“You mean it. You are going to coming with me?”
“I don’t like being separate form you, so why do it when we don’t need it”

Bilko smiles and kiss your lips.

“I’m done for me, once I close up, do you need help with anything?” Bilko ask.
“Nope I pack everything up” You said.
“Ok Sheila. Come here”

You smile and kiss his lips. He picks you up and walked so your back is to the wall.

“Momma, Dada”

You pull away from Bilko and look at the door.

“Hey Koopa” Bilko said.
“Ride dada please” Blake said.
“No time buddy, we leaving”
“Woffies”
“Not quite buddy, we going to Russia to watch Daddy Ride” You said.
“Daddy ride, me ride”
“Nope, you can’t ride for a week”
“Momma rides?”
“No mum no rides just Dad rides” Bilko said.

“Momma ate Bryce again” Blake said.
“I told you. You fucked our kid up Bilko” You said.

Bilko laughs and kiss your lips.

“Hey Bilko ready I got the shuttle” Maddo said.
“Yeah, there enough room for my family right?” Bilko ask.
“Yeah there is enough room”
“Maddo” Blake said.
“Hey Blake” Maddo said.

Maddo grabs Blake and Bilko kiss your lips.

“Go get the bags out of the rooms. The guys will just grab them for you. Where is Bryce?” Bilko ask.
“Asleep honey” You said.
“Ok”

You go and push the bags out of the rooms.

“These go to the plane” Cam ask.
“Yep” You said.
“Ok”

Cam grabs Bryce’s stuff. You go and do the same for Blake’s bags and Maddo grab them. You look and see your bags out already. You look and make sure that you don’t leave anything behind. You grab Bryce and go in the settle. You put him in the car seat and Bilko kiss your lips.

“So I have a question for you two” Maddo ask.
“Um Maddo?” You said.
“Are the kids done?”
“Nope one more after x-games”

Maddo looks at you.

“Hi Bryce” Blake said.
“Blake honey your brother is sleeping let him be” You said.
“Momma can ride, Bryce is out”
“What” Maddo ask.
“When I was pregnant Bilko told him I ate Bryce and I always said I couldn’t ride. This week I’m not riding”
“So the kid thought you ate his brother. That is wonderful Bilko good job”
“Thank you Maddo” Bilko said.

You hit Bilko and Bilko start tickling you.

“Bilko stop it” You said.
“Dadda be nice to momma” Blake said.
“She hit me Blake” Bilko said.
“Don’t hurt Momma”
“He listens to you aren’t you proud” Cam said.
“Yes I am” Bilko said.

“Hey Blake tell the camera what Momma did to Bryce when she can’t ride” Maddo said.
“Momma ate Bryce. She no ride. She rides now. Bryce is not eat” Blake said.
“Bilko are you proud of this” Maddo ask.
“Yes, I thought my son this”
“Isn’t that wonderful, he thinks I eat his brother” You said.
“I kinda want you to be pregnant again now to see what he does”

You look at Maddo and Bilko.

“Do you two really not see a problem with him thinking that” You said.
“No he not even two” Maddo said.
“He just thinks pregnant people eat their kids”
“Momma don’t eat me, I don’t want you not able to ride” Blake said.

You look at Bilko.

“Look at what you did. You scared him thinking that I’m going to eat him” You said.

“You are to big Koopa” Bilko said.
“Just remember you married him” Maddo said.
“Yeah I know” You said.
“And you enjoy every minute of it right” Brooke said.
“Yeah yeah”

Bilko kiss your forehead.

“I’m tired Daddy” Blake said.
“Go to bed it’s fine honey” You said.
“Ok Momma”
“Mum”
“Mum not here”

“Who is mum?” Cam asks.
“Sandra” You said.
“At least he isn’t doing this around her and Tommy” Brooke said.

You shake your head. Bilko start kissing your face making you giggle some, and Maddo look back and raise his eyebrows.

“I like it better when you didn’t have kids. You weren’t so touching with each other” Maddo said.
“Yes we were when she mad at me. Like she is right now so turn around” Bilko said.
“She be quite?” Maddo ask.
“Fuck off” You said.
“There are two kids in the shuttle”
“Both being my so turn around”

Bilko start kissing your neck. You pull him away and lean your head his shoulder. He Pull you to him and kiss your head and you take off his hat and start playing with his hair.

“Are you mad at me Sheila?” Bilko said in a whisper.
“No, I’m just scared about his mental health” You said.

Bilko laughs and kiss your lips softly.

“I try to set him straight” Bilko said.
“Thank you Bilko”
“No problem Sheila. I love you”
“I love you too”

“You don’t regret marrying me?” Bilko ask.
“Of course not, it will be funnier to me if the kid saying it was say Potters” You said.
“I will so make Potter kid think this also”

You shake your head and your phone rings. You look and see it Potter.

“Speak of the jerk”

Bilko laughs and grab your phone.

“G’ day Todd, how you put this on speaker” Bilko ask.

You grab it and press the button.

“What up Todd” You ask.
“Momma” Blake said.
“Yes Blake”
“Brooke eat Babies too?”
“What is he talking about Blair” Todd asks.
“Bilko’s fault and no Brooke doesn’t eat babies”
“It’s something special that mum did with Bryce” Bilko said.
“She didn’t eat me then?”
“Right”
“Bilko, if me and Kayla ever have kids you not allowed around them” Todd said.
“Wait you sound like you guys are getting married” You said.

“While, see I’m going to ask her and I need help with the rings so help Blair”
“Why do you need to be on speaker”
“So I can talk to Bilko while you figure it”
“Todd this is your engagement not mine, I have my engagement ring already”
“Yeah how hard was it to find it Bilko?”
“Ok I got one simple thing to do ok”
“Yes”
“Do you know any of her friends?”
“Yeah but I don’t like them I only deal with them with her, they not as cool you”

“My wife Todd” Bilko said.
“I know idiot pulse it wasn’t hard to find Blair’s engagement ring” Todd said.
“Shut up”
“You kidnapped Brooke” Cam said.
“And Cam how did you find Brooke’s ring” You ask.
“Shut up Blair”
“You help Cam and not me. I’m your brother” Todd said.
“He gave me options not here find it while I’m on the way to the airport”
“You coming wonderful”
“In a week Todd. What is happing in 3 days”
“You going to Russia no fair”
“Potter be nice” Bilko said.
“I miss you guys” Todd said.
“I miss you too Todd, how are my Puppies?” You ask.
“They are good. I keep them feed, so I’m alone in this?”
“Look at the other rings she has and find something that is close to that but better. Or you could just take her shopping for like earrings”
“How I know she ready?”
“If she starts looking at rings or the person ask looking for an engagement ring and she does the fake laugh and said something like you not asking her. If she really laughs and tells her no and that you guys are just boyfriend and girlfriend I say put it on the back burner”

“Why does she have to be a girly girl?” Todd asks.
“Because not everyone is as great as me that’s why” You said.
“And you don’t find girls who aren’t girly girls girlfriend material” Bilko said.
“Did Bilko just made sense and Blair didn’t?” Todd said.
“I made sense, we pulling up to the air port now bye” You said.
“Bye”

You hang up and turn your phone off and put it in the bag. You yawn and Bilko kiss your forehead.

“Tired Sheila?” Bilko ask.
“A little yeah”
“Ok, What want kid you want to take care of while we get to the plane?”
“Bryce”
“Sure thing”

You guys get out and get threw everything.